Yesterday, we presented PROOF beyond a shadow of a doubt (a poll of Republicans) that Prez Barack Obama IS the Anti-Christ.
But there’s a problem. For years we’ve posted story after story that proved former Prez George W. Bush HAD to have been the Anti-Christ. Democrats and liberals (even those who are atheists) said it was so. What more PROOF does one need?
Bush and Antichrist Mania
One-Third of Americans believe in ghosts, UFOs and George W. Bush
Prez. Bush Is The Danger Our Forefathers Warned Us About
The Word according to Dumbya
How is this possible? Two Anti-Christs? And then it hit me. Obama is (polls show) a socialist Anti-Christ while Bush is/was a capitalist (fooling us by supporting and enacting many “socialist” programs, bailouts, etc) Anti-Christ. And don’t forget, we dodged a bullet because Bush wanted a third term! To enact more Anti-Christ policies, no doubt!
But wait… There’s more! How many times was it made crystal clear that former Vice Prez Dick Cheney is/was the Anti-Christ! Three Anti-Christs? What’s going on here?
It Was Cheney! Anyone Surprised?
Would Cheney like to see US Attacked Just to Prove a Point?
And of course: Too Weird: Dick Cheney, Barack Obama Are “Cousins”
What about pretenders like Karl Rove and John McCain?
There’s only one way to solve this.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It’s the no holds barred, tag team wrestling match of the year! No, of the century! No, of the millennium!
Three go in, one comes out — for the Anti-Christ title match of all time (or until the next election)! Sunday night, SyFy channel. Check your local listings.
So, who do you think will win the Anti-Christ match?
Polls are our roots for epistemology.
I just drew a pentagram on my floor.
You Americans. Stephen Harper is the anti-christ! He’s been pulling the strings of your American presidents all along! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Actually, no matter who wins, let’s go with Stephen Colbert as the second coming and he can lay the beatdown on the winner of the three way.
You do know there are real problems don’t you?
Oh come on, people. No one is the anti-Christ until after the rapture. I don’t know who is to blame for this?
We Christians will not be here when the anti-Christ is revealed. So in short; George Bush, Barack Obama, and Dick Chaney are the anti-Christ. At least not yet.
I meant they are NOT the anti-Christ.
I’m pretty sure such a match would qualify as a hate crime.
Well, you’ve got the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Can’t the anti-Christ have an unholy trinity?
If there is no christ, doesn’t it make the anti-christ moot?
#5 Ben “We Christians will not be here when the anti-Christ is revealed. ”
Some people who thought they were Christians will be
Obama is the anti-Christ, Bush is the devil and Chaney is evil incarnate. There, problem solved. Can we all just get along now?
Rove and McCain, and most other politicians now that I think about it, are just minor demons and devils here to torment us in various, sometimes amusing, ways.
None of them are the anti-christ because Thor, Isis, Zeus, Jehovah, Vishnu, Jesus, Quin Yin, and Y’Mir aren’t real. There aren’t magical invisible people living in the sky moving the stars and commanding us not to eat bacon and tell us what days to rest. We’ve moved out of the caves and learned reason. Lightning is created by Thor fighting giants. Grow up.
lulz
No no they’re All Devils
Obama is Ozymandias
Bush is Beelzebub
and Cheany is Mephistopheles
I thought we had collectively decided that Barney the purple dinosaur was the anti-Christ?
Here is a funny idea for Republicans: How about you motivate by stating the positive things you will do for the country rather than trying to scare everyone? All they have done since McCarthy is come up with one clandestine conspiracy or cabal after another. Like clockwork.
The common thread here is that it is the lefties who obsess about Anti-Christs.
RBG
@Breetai
I would have said:
Cheney is Screwtape
Bush is Wormwood
And Obama is Crowley
Quick glance at the center dude above..
Hey it’s the real Dvorák.. He’s the Antichrist
Anyone that’s ever studied the book of Revelation knows that there are two anti-christs, Nero and Rome. duh…
The problem is that both the left and right wingnuts go overboard on bravado and accusations and often lack significantly in cold hard facts.
Some might also say that the book of Revelation is somewhat lacking in cold hard facts.
Uncle Dave==I think you are demonstrating the irrelevancy of dealing with the lunatic fringe. Be careful you don’t wake up with fleas.