This mash-up is from a couple of years ago and I’d hope someone would update it. We highlight this sort of thing on the No Agenda podcast but this is the topper of toppers.

Found by Helge M. Heggli.




  1. Curtis E. Flush says:

    On the Burn Notice episode Partners in Crime, Bruce Campbell did a funny send-up of Caruso’s sunglasses/pause schtick:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GREpsLTNTEo

  2. The Warden says:

    Not unlike the blog postings on here.

  3. Skippy says:

    They almost never do these David Caruso opening lines anymore. It’s kind of disappointing actually.

  4. Randomized says:

    Still my favorite clip..

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

  5. Breetai says:

    I feel vindicated having never watched a full episode of that piece of crap show. I couldn’t even finish watching the mash up.

  6. raster says:

    Ah, when it comes to Caruso, nobody can beat Joel McCale and The Soup:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=a6bTvCRhG6k

  7. pedro says:

    That series has so many production holes is painful to watch.

  8. Chris says:

    OMG that was the worst! I’m proud to say that I’ve never seen an episode of that show…

  9. Skippy says:

    Back in 2006, CSI: Miami was named the world’s most popular TV show.

    Not sure how it ranks these days though.

  10. dwight david diddlehopper says:

    Back in the early days of HDTV I’d watch about 10 minutes of that show for the colors.

  11. joaoPT says:

    The only thing I would kill for is that software that enhances video footage so that you can read a license plate reflected on a review mirror on a car passing by an ATM security camera… UN-Fracking-Believable…

  12. bobbo, its our culture says:

    Not all cartoons use drawn figures.

  13. Universal says:

    well it looks like……

    bad acting……

    put glasses on

  14. Dallas says:

    I almost pee’d my pants laughing. That was great.

  15. pedro says:

    #11 http://tinyurl.com/yeeg9ju

    #12 You forgot the screaming Yeaaaah! at the end

  16. mattarse says:

    I don’t know, I think I’m going to start trying to emulate the glasses move in real life.

    “And now we”
    start glasses movement
    “Must synergize”

  17. Mr Anderson says:

    These lines all sound the same,

    [put on sunglasses]

    only the words change.

  18. Sarah Palin says:

    The glasses thingy is nice idea, thanks guys!

    It would help me be taken more seriousness. Oops, I meant seriously. Duh.

    Also, it is worse or worst? Or worstest? I need to write that down on my hand. Duh

  19. JD says:

    John C, I’m glad you’re watching TV so I don’t have to.



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