Obama “throws” Opening Day Pitch, Advised Not to Quit Day Job

By Monday April 5, 2010

Maybe this is why the pros are paid better than the prez.



25 Comments
  1. Mac Guy says:
    4/5/2010 at 10:50 am

    What’s worse… He stepped on the foul line on the way out.

    That’s just bad juju.

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  2. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:
    4/5/2010 at 10:54 am

    The Sox hat was a nice touch. :)

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  3. Dallas says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:06 am

    He wanted to walk the batter. It was a great throw.

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  4. T. Jefferson says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:13 am

    Of course it’s going to be HIGH and LEFT! Who didn’t see THAT coming?

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  5. db869 says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:16 am

    At least he wasn’t wearing “mom jeans” like last year.

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  6. Buzz says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:17 am

    “Maybe this is why the pros are paid better than the prez.”

    Evidence of why McCullough SHOULD quit his day job.

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  7. McCullough says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:24 am

    #6. And give up this glamorous career….are you crazy?

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  8. brm says:
    4/5/2010 at 11:38 am

    BABA BOOEY

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  9. qb says:
    4/5/2010 at 12:31 pm

    That was ugly. At least no Mom jeans this time.

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  10. Benjamin says:
    4/5/2010 at 12:53 pm

    You would think they would have some staffers take him out in the Rose garden for a game of catch to give him some practice.

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  11. Eldon says:
    4/5/2010 at 12:56 pm

    Trowing a baseball is far more difficult when the pitcher is wearing a bullet proof vest, which he is, unfortunately, required to wear. Look how badly GW flubbed the same test. Check Youtube if you do not believe me.

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  12. sargasso says:
    4/5/2010 at 1:09 pm

    I had to Google, mom jeans.

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  13. Rabble Rouser says:
    4/5/2010 at 1:19 pm

    Damnit… He missed Dick Cheney, who was sitting there in the fifth row.

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  14. Chris says:
    4/5/2010 at 1:20 pm

    LOL, f-ing embarassing. Here’s how a real man throws out a first pitch:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=631knZM9Uiw

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  15. the walrus says:
    4/5/2010 at 3:17 pm

    Ok this is one thing Bush was better at I will concede that.

    #4 good one

    it did look like he was walking the batter

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  16. Greg Allen says:
    4/5/2010 at 3:57 pm

    >> db869 said, on April 5th, 2010 at 11:16 am
    >> At least he wasn’t wearing “mom jeans” like last year.

    Baseball is gay and French. Hoops is for real men. ;-)

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  17. Tom Woolf says:
    4/5/2010 at 4:03 pm

    #14 – yeah, but right after that one pitch, he declared a victory and “Mission Accomplished” and went home, leaving REAL men to finish the fight.

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  18. Urotsukidoji says:
    4/5/2010 at 4:37 pm

    #16 is correct. Baseball sucks. He should man up and drop the puck at an NHL game. I’d love to see President Obama drop the gloves and duke it out with W. Bush’s chiclets would be scattered all over the ice.

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  19. jescott418 says:
    4/5/2010 at 4:45 pm

    Who really cares? If I was the President I think that I would want to throw out a few game balls too. Big deal, I think his sports specialty is Basketball, right?

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  20. Palooka says:
    4/5/2010 at 5:44 pm

    Baseball is dead but none has told the players yet. What he needs to do is wave the green flag at Daytona or appear as a guest referee on WWE’s smack down.

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