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A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

‘Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,’ Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair. ‘What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?’ Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. ‘There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.’

Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.

Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles (80 kilometres) long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830.

Phew! Glad that’s cleared up.




  1. Mac Guy says:

    I thought it was all the fatties.

  2. bobbo, the evangelical anti-theist says:

    You ain’t gonna believe what causes tsunamis.

    [Good one Bobbo! - ed.]

  3. Benjamin says:

    Why does the Left say that it is possible for us to make peace with people that are so delusional?

  4. Dallas says:

    Correlates well with what our own Christian Taliban says is a reason for natural disasters.

    I actually find this one less outrageous than a “pact with the devil”.

  5. The Wrong Guy says:

    They cause an earthquake… in my pants!

  6. Improbus says:

    Benjamin, as a devout Christian you have no room to talk about delusion.

  7. LotsaLuck says:

    re: Topic picture – Woohoo! Nice eyes!

  8. bobbo, the evangelical anti-theist says:

    Ha, ha. === BENJI, Benji, benji.

    To pile on after Improbus==after years of dealing with the religitards in the USA, I agree you’d think the Left would understand the Muslims better.

    Put it down to faith and dogma triumphing over experience and common sense.

  9. Urotsukidoji says:

    Scantily clad Iranian women make my pants shrink.

  10. t0llyb0ng says:

    If you visit Teheran, do not masturbate in your hotel room, lest the walls come a-tumblin’ down. LOL.

  11. SparkyOne says:

    So now we know what the machine in Adam’s Earthquake Machine is.

  12. Sea Lawyer says:

    Ha! at least he admits that the reason to oppress women is because the men can’t control themselves.

  13. Skeptic of the AOBCCS says:

    “Earthquakes Caused by Scantily Clad Women”

    There’s a big crack in that logic.

  14. Mikey Twit says:

    Yeah, keep telling me I have to respect religious belief. I respect it as much as I respect flat earthers.

  15. Airsick says:

    Nice to know there is a Westboro Baptist Mosque as well!

    I also laugh at the Iranian president urging people to relocate…

  16. Skeptic of the AOBCCS says:

    Senior Iranian cleric, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, has secretly made a deal with Satan to destroy Tehran and kill President Ahmadinejad. Blaming women for earthquakes is his cover.

    Pass it on.

  17. MikeN says:

    I think earthquakes are caused by violations of the Green religion.

  18. bil says:

    All of the Iranian women I have met have been total babes.

    But what is with these “Iranian clerics”?
    Do they really believe that stuff?

    Gee I wonder what it means that California is having all these earthquakes?

    A stroll down Sunset blvd will give you the answer! Ha!

  19. Improbus says:

    Yes, it is a modesty problem not a geological fault problem.

  20. Grandpa says:

    Finally an explanation for all those quakes in California. Good job girls!



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