By John C Dvorak Wednesday June 2, 2010
Fruit, Vegetables & Eggs
John C Dvorak wakes up in a 7-11 in Peepekeo after a 12 day ether and tequila binge.
“I’m Pregnut”
The Russian bride you ordered, just walked in
#17 I’m trying to think on a prize to give you for guessing. Here, have a free psyche consult voucher.
“…and nothing cooks like a dame…”
“No, it’s a ‘Mansseire’”
#8 FTW!
Creepy
“Can you point me to the feminine hygiene aisle?”
#27 Sorry, but #29 FTW
“What would ya do oo oo for a klondike bar”
#25 It was an easy guess because you’re fascinated with me.
The ugliest woman in the world.
#32 Sure. Make sure to mention that to the psyche during that consult.
Is Luc the kind of person that goes diving in empty swimming pools? Just asking.
I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any girl who isn’t me today…
@35: I swim in the sea. It was part of my upbringing.
Holy Crap!! I thought that I had burned all the photos from my last WESTPAC Cruise!
this woman is a 24 year old Meth user (for 2 years). Kids, let this be a warning to you….stay of Meth
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Fruit, Vegetables & Eggs
John C Dvorak wakes up in a 7-11 in Peepekeo after a 12 day ether and tequila binge.
“I’m Pregnut”
The Russian bride you ordered, just walked in
#17 I’m trying to think on a prize to give you for guessing. Here, have a free psyche consult voucher.
“…and nothing cooks like a dame…”
“No, it’s a ‘Mansseire’”
#8 FTW!
Creepy
“Can you point me to the feminine hygiene aisle?”
#27 Sorry, but #29 FTW
“What would ya do oo oo for a klondike bar”
#25 It was an easy guess because you’re fascinated with me.
The ugliest woman in the world.
#32 Sure. Make sure to mention that to the psyche during that consult.
Is Luc the kind of person that goes diving in empty swimming pools? Just asking.
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today…
@35: I swim in the sea. It was part of my upbringing.
Holy Crap!! I thought that I had burned all the photos from my last WESTPAC Cruise!
this woman is a 24 year old Meth user (for 2 years). Kids, let this be a warning to you….stay of Meth