Jakarta Globe – June 11, 2010:
A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.
As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.
In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.
As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.
Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.
It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”
I Moo??
Deja Moo: The feeling you heard this bullshit before
This is why your site gets banned on ISPs. This IS just a cow, but it is still nudity. It’s one thing to look at a chick in a swimsuit at work, but this is ACTUAL NUDITY!
“The Cow seducred me.” == Damn the kid is good. I was gonna say that.
Very similar to the punch line regarding the joke about the island of ugly sheep.
The only problem I can see is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss her.
I think you may have caused #3 to get wood. Fap, fap, fap, fap…
mentor972, so in your view “actual nudity” is an image created entirely in photoshop?
Hah!–#3–mentor says: “this IS just a cow.” /// Son, I think you need to get out more, or look beneath a few burkas?
The point is, that even fake nudity is still nudity. SN, If it’s a photoshopped picture of a child nude would that be ok, too? I want to be able to view these articles at work without looking like I’m into bestiality or weird shit.
Nudity and making fun of retarded people in 2 days. Nice, Dvorak.
I see nothing wrong with marrying a cow.
Most American males have.
Cursor_
“I had knocked up the cow so now I have to marry her” is cross-cultural.
PETA approves. [Thumbs up]
#9. Your first defense of your first post and you use the “think of the children” gambit? Poorly played sir, poorly played.
Gee. That happened to me when I got her pregnant.
That’s udder bullshit.
If this was Indonesia, would Mary Landriau and the whole GOP have to marry B.P.?
#10 – Cursor, truer words have never been spoken. Just walk through any WalMart.
I guess the kid is not getting the milk for free anymore.
I was married to a cow for almost seven years. Of course, on the day we wed, she was a beautiful, slim, intelligent woman. I think there was some sort of witchcraft involved in the transformation. Never did get her properly stump-trained.
In any case, being forced to marry your pastoral partner must have sent shivers up the spine of half of Scotland!
lets see..
Inlaw problems?? nope
Does she mow the grass? Yep
Does she COMPLAIN much? not really
Will she do it when you are DRUCK and she isnt? probably
Kids? not a problem
big tits? yep
Does any one Envy you? probably, because of all the milk anyway, at least Mothers will be coming by for kill ups.
Farmers/planters will come by for fertilizer also.
Does she scream if you stay out late with the GUYS? OTHER women?? not really..
devorse?? COULD become a GREAT BAR-B-QUE…