This story, clearly being buried by the main stream media because I only saw it months after it was published, obviously points to the REAL illegal alien problem we have. We must build a space fence NOW to keep them out! And off my lawn!@!

One-fifth of the world’s population believes that aliens walk among us, disguised as Homo sapiens for an unknown, but doubtless chilling purpose.

That’s according to a Reuters Ipsos poll, which probed 23,000 adults in 22 countries, and discovered that India is an epicentre of ET activity, with 45 per cent convinced the invasion has already begun.

The Chinese, too, clocked up a substantial 42 per cent of believers, followed by third-placed Japan with 29 per cent.

The Belgians, Dutch and Swedes are having none of it, bottoming out the list with a mere eight per cent. Blighty, meanwhile, scored 16 per cent – a figure perhaps artificially boosted by followers of David Icke.

The overall average of those saying yes, the lizard people have arrived, was 20 per cent, and while the 80 per cent who scoff at such claims is ostensibly heartening, it is of course possible they’re aliens themselves – in which case they would say that, wouldn’t they?




  1. bobbo, we are all space aliens says:

    7–Dallas==when did you start to intentionally pimp Pedro?

    Pedro==when are you going to stop being pimped out?

    Its a good meme though. Pedro – Donkeys – Sheeple. When times were more innocent and there were no Aliens.

  2. Very encouraging for once to hear that the U.S. is not the epicenter of a particular brand of stupidity. We are for most others.

  3. bobbo, some things are obvious says:

    Ahhh Scott—its all how you phrase the question. What else is an Angel?

  4. Benjamin says:

    I need evidence of aliens to believe that they exist. The presence of aliens would not shake my belief system though. It would still take at least a hundred years just to communicate with the nearest ones via radio. No possible conversation with that lag.

  5. pedro says:

    #21 You forgot to change your nick when posting that. You’re lame!

  6. sargasso_c says:

    I for one welcome our new anthropomorphic star voyager overlords.

  7. just me says:

    I think that the most likely scenario is that we are being monitored by alien technology.

  8. #23 – bobbo,

    Ahhh Scott—its all how you phrase the question. What else is an Angel?

    Crap! Close enough. You’re right. We’ve also got a zombie running around the country, according to a large number of people.

    http://i33.tinypic.com/rig45x.jpg

  9. Special Ed says:

    Most of them are Microsoft fans too, so obviously they just send the dumb ones here.

  10. Drifter Smith says:

    So is this the same 1/5th of us that are Space
    Aliens?

  11. Gilgamesh says:

    #30
    Drifter!!!
    …shh…

  12. soundwash says:

    Silly Hoomans..

    The real question should be:

    Why did Reuters commission a global E.T. pole, now?

    -second..why did a poll that was “news” in April, take 5 months to show up in this blog?

    -third, my guess would be they want to see how many still have their heads stuck in the sand and/or still love the taste of spoon-fed BS they sell to the masses.

    result: only 20% left to go..

    -s

  13. 1911 says:

    Let’s see…
    Oprah Winfrey
    Tiger Woods
    Lady GOO GOO
    Elton John
    Nancy Pelosi
    Blago
    Schwartzenegger
    Ozzie O
    Kiss
    Adam Curry
    Need I go on?

  14. Somebody says:

    “I never sweat” — Obama

    Of course not.

  15. bobbo, who is full of swamp gas says:

    Durp Aliens durp wordiness durp dime store intellectual durp lapsed Christian

  16. Dallas says:

    #21 Basically, Pedro’s mule elected to show up on this blog with his own handle and Pedro conceded he has a better contributions.

  17. Dallas says:

    #12. Pedrito, just say’n that if people are willing to follow aliens in large numbers, it’s surprising some pope or alien bible has not been produced.

    I am not a follower by nature, I am a leader.

    I’ve not totally discounted putting on a lacy gown, red shoes but with an aluminum hat. Any thoughts on this business opportunity? Are you in?

  18. IckeWasRight says:

    It’s now obvious they have infiltrated all political parties, banks and the mainstream media.
    Is there any way we can get rid of these aliens or replace them with a less malevolent race of reptilian overlords?

  19. pedro says:

    #36 The mule’s in luv with ya. You both have become so attached that there’s no telling who’s who.

    #37 You a leader? Aaaaaahahahahahahaha. Is that one of your daily affirmations? The best joke ever! I really wouldn’t wanna be your shrink; what a hard work that is. Then again, a shrink that works with you has to be an alien. I can’t see a human masochist enough to take that task.

  20. Breetai says:

    Larry Elder used to have a sayign on his radio show back in the day.

    “10% of the people think if you send Elvis a letter he’ll get it and half of them expect a letter back.”



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