A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell’s Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy. He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway. After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

“What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” a police spokesman said.

At least the rest of what he did was perfectly understandable.




  1. bobbo, not that the only facts available make a difference says:

    Unc Dave—what’s up? worse post ever. Not relevant to anything interesting and it makes no sense.

    Apparently, the Hells Angels didn’t notice this affront to their dignity or they didn’t care? Aka, the Angles probably could have threaded that trafffic jam to catch up with the bull dozer had they wanted to, they didn’t, so they didn’t.

    Where are we supposed to send suggestions for posts? Been a week for something on religion, weeks on Evolution, months on ACLU?

  2. MacBandit says:

    That’s the craziest thing I’ve read in a long long time. After reading the first sentence I thought it was some sort of excerpt from a fiction book. After that I started laughing so hard I was crying. That is some seriously funny sheisa.

  3. Rich says:

    This sounds like it SHOULD have happened in Ohio. Maybe there’s been som kind of flip-flop in time and space?

  4. andrewj says:

    lorne Michaels should bail him out and give him a job. That is funnier than anything on SNL for the last 20 years.

  5. Steve says:

    Reading this was a great way to start my day. There’s magic in that first sentence. Thanks.

  6. yankinwaoz says:

    I hope the Angels gave his ass a good whooping for hurting that puppy. I seriously doubt the care about the mooning.

    A bit of irony. Hunter Thompson was beat up by the Hells Angels after he witnessed an Angel beating his dog and Thompson called him on it. Thompson told him that a mean who beats his dog is a piece of s**t. They guy decided to attack Thompson, and then of course club rules dictate that right or wrong, all must join in.

  7. Mextli says:

    #1 bobbo ” Been a week for something on religion, weeks on Evolution, months on ACLU?”

    Yeh, it’s a hot topic too bobbo.

    Pick a new religion for ex-Catholic Anne Rice?
    http://tinyurl.com/2b23xuq

  8. Maricopa says:

    Dem Munich choppers got to be da slooooowest murdercycles in da world. But I betcha they adopt the puppy.

  9. bobbo, our imaginations are always limited (anchored?) by out of date parameters says:

    #7–Thanks Mextli==I’ve seen several reference to Anne Rice and didn’t know what gave. first link at your article says why:

    http://tnr.com/blog/the-vine/76682/week-in-doom-phytoplankton-edition

    I’ve always thought ONE person privately believing in their god was religion. Once you get two or more people together in public what you got is POLITICS. Use your “beliefs” as a form of meditation and a search for your inner self?

    I’ve never understood the self destructive/societal destructive drive to form up in hierarchical groups. Leadership/following is EVIL.

  10. bobbo, our imaginations are always limited (anchored?) by out of date parameters says:

    #9–ooops. Link to other issue. Heres the Anne Rice and why she’s upset with the Catholics. Nothing New except she finally took a stand. How can any moral person be a catholic????

    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/religion/post/2010/07/anne-rice-catholic-/1

    And not too late to say I recognized I would never be a popular/well known novelist as I tried to read Interview with a Vampire. Like her old religion: total trash. Horrible Writing. Yet she is rich, successful, admired.

    Shit.

  11. Mextli says:

    #10 bobbo

    I think she is just bored.

  12. sargasso_c says:

    I like to imagine that the Hells Angels were summarily appalled by the youth’s callous cruelty to a helpless puppy, and pursued him for an explanation for his misdeed and to verbally scold him for his gratuitous callousness.

  13. Winston says:

    “A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer”

    That is the most unsual description I’ve read in quite a while.

  14. deowll says:

    I’m going to make a WAG and say this guy was self medicating.

  15. Glenn E. says:

    So running an international drug smuggling biker club, is perfectly legal. But exposing one’s butt at them and tossing puppies at the them, is so much more illegal and crazy. If it weren’t for the bulldozer thing, I’d give him a metal. He probably stole the thing, because driving anything less would have gotten his head bashed in by heavy chains, or shot in the head. But riding a dozer made his too conspicuous to be snuffed on the road.

    BTW, did the Hell’s Angels Club give up on pretending to be such upstanding guys, with their Toys for Tots propaganda?


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