1. Grandpa says:

    ….and your point is?

    1. Eddie is an idiot
    2. Eddie is a retard
    3. Eddie is a clutz
    4. Eddie is a Republican

    Take your pick…

  2. ggore says:

    Yeah, like, dude, y’know, um, it’s like, um, like what’s the real, like, reason for this post? To show this slacker dude who has no value for his electronic devices or what he does with them? He keeps looking at his buddy for validation but the buddy is having none of it, giving him the “you’re an idiot, you broke your phone” look and turning away. The buddy doesn’t even agree when the guy says he lost one or two phones due to thievery by girls. He will grow up to be one of those people who believes that NOTHING he does is his fault.

  3. Cursor_ says:

    And not ONCE did the real questions EVER get put to him nor any other Apple user.

    Did YOU PAY for it?
    Did YOU PAY for your replacements?
    If yes, HOW do YOU afford doing this all the time.
    If no, WHY do your parents spoil your uncaring little ass?
    Did YOU report the sorority girl or was that a pay up cos you used rufies on her?

    No way would I pay that much for a phone and then keep replacing it.

    Willfully ignorant imbecile.

    Cursor_

  4. Chris Mac says:

    sad but true

  5. Rick Cain says:

    He needs to apologize to that Gypsy woman he insulted.

  6. Neal says:

    @Cursor Have you ever heard of insurance?

  7. interglacial says:

    Someone needs to buy this lad a mobile phone. I drop my 5 year old Nokia all the time and it’s still a better phone than any of the glass bricks people feel the need to fondle all the time. It’s smaller, lighter, has better reception and sound quality and the battery lasts about a week between charges. Only problem is people tend to look at me oddly when I walk around stroking it.

  8. Zybch says:

    Eddie should stop buying stupid iPhones with stupid-ass slippery glass surfaces if hes such a butter fingers.
    Oh, and I absolutely second #3′s thoughts.

  9. Rider says:

    I find it funny that everyone assumes this kid has his parents buying his phone for him. He is clearly in in his mid 20′s and at work, probably making more money than anyone who has commented so far.

  10. pedro says:

    Typical macfan. A bright fella. Not clumsy at all. Wise when it comes to purchasing decisions.

    #1 That macfans embody your points 1, 2 & 3. It has been scientifically proven that even though many repukes are macfans, the vast majority are smug demagogues & aging liberal douches (much like god steve).

    #3 I agree. A sequel is in order.

  11. Thought Policeman says:

    Clearly a promotional video for Android which according to their sponsor will not break when dropped on concrete or be damaged when submerged in water* and is not “designed to be broken”.

    *conditions apply

  12. rudedog says:

    @11
    You forgot better reception when holding it (any position). Will not drop most calls.

  13. Improbus says:

    Please tell me this guy doesn’t drive and if he does can we see his car?

  14. Lou Minatti says:

    I think Eddie should stick with a $19 burner from Walmart.

  15. Angry says:

    John was interviewing replacements for Adam at Mevio?

  16. Fishguy says:

    Eddie is Adam’s replacement.

  17. harold says:

    Here’s hoping he never has a child.

  18. Donal says:

    Perhaps the point was that the inflated iPhone sales may be due to idiots buying replacement phones over and over again.

    Conclusions: This guy makes too much money, has no sense of responsibility and lives in a fantasy world that is perpetuated by the people around him.

  19. B, Dog says:

    I like Eddie. He has a t-shirt that sums up his style. I figure it is just a phase he’s going through. Bummer for the phones though.

  20. WmDE says:

    Mr. Dvorak, what has Eddie ever done to warrant being thrown to the wolves? Did you find him on your lawn?



Bad Behavior has blocked 25397 access attempts in the last 7 days.