“You know there are 30 words meaning ‘snow’? There are 30 signs meaning ‘sand’. This one means “sand that stays on the ground and could be used for pyramids.” The Afghani guide explained to the troops.
“Back in the 21st century, it was common practice to steal money from people through the use of lawyers whenever someone felt psychologically tortured in some fashion. By having a sign declaring what one was driving through, it was hoped the few disturbed people who retained such lawyers would … “
Question: Why can’t you starve to death in the desert?
Answer: Because of the sand which is there.
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Walk without rhythm!
Welcome to Las Vegas!
“SAND”
The sand was supposed to be right here! Who’s the idiot that spread it all over the valley?
SIGN
Duh?
WmDE said, on August 13th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Walk without rhythm!
THUMP…THUMP…THUMP…
“For he is the Quizat Haderach”
Secret Area No Dvoraks
“Pre Processed Semi Conductors (blowin in the wind).”
#30:
You won.
The Fat man was confused, didn’t the sign say “desert ahead.”
“You know there are 30 words meaning ‘snow’? There are 30 signs meaning ‘sand’. This one means “sand that stays on the ground and could be used for pyramids.” The Afghani guide explained to the troops.
Truth in Advertising
A rarity nowadays…
“Gee, I can’t wait ’til we get to the sign that says ‘Mountains’”
Wheres My bucket and shovel?
What, no braille? How insensitive!
Tourbook:
“Back in the 21st century, it was common practice to steal money from people through the use of lawyers whenever someone felt psychologically tortured in some fashion. By having a sign declaring what one was driving through, it was hoped the few disturbed people who retained such lawyers would … “
“Photoshop”