Five-Year-Old Sings National Anthem

By Sunday August 15, 2010

Wow! Sort of makes you wonder about reincarnation.

Found by J.K. Davis.



34 Comments
  1. Derek says:
    8/15/2010 at 2:21 pm

    Now that I have children of my own, I now realize how much I cant stand others children.

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  2. bobbo, the evangelical anti-theist says:
    8/15/2010 at 2:36 pm

    Good voice. Phrasing is a bit off putting. Derek has issues with children in general. I have the same attitude about singers.

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  3. silver says:
    8/15/2010 at 2:39 pm

    At least she knows all the words.

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  4. RapidRoy says:
    8/15/2010 at 3:01 pm

    I don’t believe she really sang that.
    It must have been lip synced by another 5 year old. :>)

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  5. Bob Hamilton says:
    8/15/2010 at 3:51 pm

    That was the most amazing version of that song that I have ever heard not including Marvin Gaye’s All Star game.

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  6. Steve (Proud Participant In Idiocracy) says:
    8/15/2010 at 5:42 pm

    About ten seconds in I started to suspect she was at least part Asian. Those little fuckers have supernatural abilities.

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  7. T. Berry says:
    8/15/2010 at 5:47 pm

    All children have supernatural abilities, it takes years of schooling to dull their innate creativity.

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  8. admfubar says:
    8/15/2010 at 5:50 pm

    well this is way better than rosanne’s version
    :P

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  9. Special Ed says:
    8/15/2010 at 6:24 pm

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  10. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:
    8/15/2010 at 6:32 pm

    #6 – It’s not that they’re supernatural, it is that there are so many of the little slope heads that you are bound to surface some anomalies. It makes you wonder exactly what was in those bombs we dropped on the asians – fertilizer?

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  11. sargasso_c says:
    8/15/2010 at 6:51 pm

    Five year old I know spray painted tiger striped on my labrador.

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  12. FRAGaLOT says:
    8/15/2010 at 8:10 pm

    Can anyone explain to me why our national anthem, adopted in 1931, but WRITTEN in 1780, mentions “rockets” when they weren’t even invented till around World War 2?

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  13. bobbo, the evangelical anti-theist says:
    8/15/2010 at 8:13 pm

    Ha, ha. Frag==you crack me up.

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  14. ECA says:
    8/15/2010 at 8:33 pm

    #12,
    Black power rockets..

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  15. Counterweight says:
    8/15/2010 at 8:48 pm

    # 4 RapidRoy “It must have been lip synced by another 5 year old”
    Probably an ugly Chink girl off camera.

    I think it’s a little unfair to the child. Make them famous at 5 then at 12, when the hormones start to flow, they can’t hit a note anymore!

    And, of course, the perverts all edxpect EVERY little girl they grab to be able to sing as well. When they don’t, the perverts get angry!!!

    #12 FRAGaLOT – are you for reel or just trolling? What are your thoughts on air bursting bombs?

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  16. Zybch says:
    8/15/2010 at 11:13 pm

    I hate kids, especially ones like this little brat.

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  17. brian t says:
    8/16/2010 at 2:38 am

    #14 they didn’t have Black Power then, either – not till the 1960s. 8)

    We know what you mean, though. The “rocket’s red glare” was from what we now call a Flare – which are “rockets” in the technical sense.

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  18. RTaylor says:
    8/16/2010 at 2:54 am

    You’re born with perfect pitch. I also detect singing lessons which isn’t necessarily a good thing.

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  19. Dallas says:
    8/16/2010 at 3:53 am

    maybe a future American Idol candidate. IMHO, an adult voice is better for the National Anthem, ie Joe Cocker like..

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  20. interglacial says:
    8/16/2010 at 5:14 am

    Cute – kind of a cross between Chocolate Rain and that video of the little girl explaining Star Wars. Can see this going viral.

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