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Caption – How to Photoshop
It’s nice to see people learning how to sculpture in miniature.
Oh dear…this isn’t Peter, Dick or Willie or Johnson.
What were you expecting from a Baby Boomer?
Grandma proves her memory fading as she forgets clay shrinks in the kiln. Gramps couldn’t have been that small.
# 1 rrd “Caption – How to Photoshop”
How to Photoshop Badly, you meant.
[I thought it was a pretty good Photoshop. - ed.]
Mortie, remember the blow-job you you always wanted. I made this with your ashes… fffwwooshh!!!
Some seniors become senile, but Granny became penile.
I had a sweet young thing create a penis hash pipe in a college class and I had to keep reminding myself…we don’t date the students, we don’t date the students…..
“oh dear, if I could just remember which way this is meant to go…?”
When you click on the picture to embiggen, it indicates that the original picture was from an alzheimers related source. I sure hope this poor woman or anyone related to her never sees this picture. I can only imagine how hurt they would be. My mom suffers from dementia, so I don’t have much appreciation for getting a few cheap yuks at that poor woman’s expense.
[No, it's not. I named the photo and it has nothing whatsoever to do with an Alzheimer's patient. - ed.]
Ok class. How are we doing on our sculptures of our favorite person.
Why children shouldn’t be allowed to use computers.
Well, I sure hope this poor woman or anyone related to her never sees this picture. I can only imagine how hurt they would be.
My mom suffers from dementia, so I don’t have much appreciation for getting a few cheap yuks at that poor woman’s expense.
ya, well, we forgot about that.
The balls are on backwards.
Well you said we should make something practical that we can use at a later date and my husband isn’t going to be around forever.
Oops… Li (comment #16)
You’d better check, maybe yours are a*** about (excuse the choice of words…)
“OH Dear, 3 inch pianist you say. I could have sworn you said……..”
That’s exactly how I remember him.