This was discussed on the most recent No Agenda, posted above. It seems to be isolated to Southern California. It reeks of a hoax. Cops cannot be this stupid. To me, this sort of muddy thinking poses a genuine threat to the public safety.

Pedobear is a meme featuring a cute cartoon bear who pops up wherever people are being creepy about kids on the Internet. Cops in California don’t understand this, and have issued a hilarious warning about Pedobear.

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department, who can’t be bothered to look up Pedobear’s extensive Wikipedia entry, issued a very serious warning about Pedobear last week, as seen in the news report above. (Update: See below for the official San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department flyer: ‘An Introduction to PEDO BEAR’.)




  1. RexOfRome says:

    Be sure to check out pedobearpics.com to see what Pedobear is up to.

  2. sargasso_c says:

    I guess that a “concerned parent” skipped her meds that morning and called the sheriff’s office.

  3. SparkyOne says:

    San Luis ‘O southern Calif?

  4. pedro says:

    Isn’t SoCal close to Mexico? Figures!

  5. Dallas says:

    Scaring sheep is most effective with a real person or object so “Pedo-Bear” does the trick.

    Chupacapra was taken and not very descriptive in English. “Pedro-Bear”, while equally frightening does not have the zing that “pedo” has.

  6. pedro says:

    #6 said: “Scaring sheep…”

    Were you scared by it? Aaaaaw, poor thing.

  7. The0ne says:

    Good cow tipping place up there. Seriously, it is. Great fun.

  8. Urotsukidoji says:

    Puro pedo!

  9. Randin says:

    Interesting thing is that 4chan started ‘Pedobear’, take a look if you dare.

  10. clancys_daddy says:

    If it’s on the net it must be true.

  11. Presidente Pedro, the PedroBear affectionaro says:

    OOooo, I like ‘em bear style. They remind me of my donkey. EEeee haaaw, I love riding my ass into town !!!

  12. pedro says:

    #13 look! a widow of mine came out to cry. don’t cry poor thing.

  13. yankinwaoz says:

    It gets worse. The local TV station also broadcast a news story about it.

    http://gawker.com/5636011/stupid-california-police-warn-parents-of-pedobear-the-pedophile-mascot

  14. hhopper says:

    You’re free to go if you want to…
  15. BadBadThing says:

    Hey, why not? After all Pedobear is one of the mascots of the Olympics in Vancouver!

  16. Calling Pedobear a mascot for pedophiles is like calling Hamburgular a mascot for thieves.

    I actually did a psychological look at everyone’s favorite child-chasing bear.

    I think Pedobear shows what a joke of a world we live in at times. Don’t you agree?



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