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White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs dismissed reports the surprise emergence of President Obama’s long lost sister has any relevance to the question of his missing birth certificate:
“I will continue to say what I’ve said before. You hear in this debate, you hear analogies, you hear references to, you see pictures about and depictions of individuals that are supposedly relevant to President Obama’s missing birth certificate. Just a few years ago had somebody walked around with images of Obama in Kenyan dress believing this somehow proof he is a muslim. The American public was not fooled.
Hopefully we can get back to a discussion about the issues that are important in this country that we can do so without being personally attacked. Welcome Home Safiya Obama, she will coordinate with the UN’s new alien ambassador Mazlan Othman, who clearly is also a native born American.
Bill Press, a liberal talk-show host, asked Gibbs, “Will this surprise appearance of President Obama’s missing sister Safiya Obama make the Birthers go away?”
“No,” the press secretary said in response to Press’ question. “The God’s honest truth is, no…. I almost hate to admit some Americans would actually look at beautiful Safiya Obama and question her nationality. The racial overtones are disturbing. That we must treat this issue in such an august setting as the White House … discussing the made up, fictional nonsense of whether the president was born in this country.” Gibbs added that putting the Safiya Obama’s live birth certificate online at WhiteHouse.gov was his idea, knowing no one else would, in a million years, conclude Safiya Obama was somehow relevant to Obama’s native born status.
“Nothing,” Gibbs said, “will assuage” the activists who choose to believe insane conspiracy theories.
#12: Yes! We have a winner! And your prize is… Alfred! Please come pick him up ASAP!!!
The Fly
Fire Sandy Barbour!
16 Alfred has a number of delusions, just ask for his opinion to start the list. Birth certificates are just a minor one.
Nice Legs
“…And your daddy’s, little girl.”
When Chantix goes really bad.
Com-pro-mise: see photo
Stay away from the brown acid.
J Edgar Hoover always seemed to project an other worldly persona.
#23 Ah come on, that was hilarious, especially Gibbs last:
“Nothing,” Gibbs said, “will assuage” the activists who choose to believe insane conspiracy theories.
Brush your teeth kid.
That’s a kid, pedobear.
#34 I agree, that was sick.
I love Ballet, my teacher says my career
opportunities are limited.
Born To Dance
It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
Bob was determined but unsure how to protect his daughter purity, but while walking past the local costume shop one day………..
“Now I should be able to blend perfectly with those humans!”