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Damn hippies – protecting Whales don’t care about the poor Koalas
I had no idea Koala’s even swim!
@Duffy – they don’t because of the ever present Narwhal danger.
That’s why they stay in the trees, most whales don’t climb trees.
Would make an awesome mascot for Ubuntu 11.04 – the Naty Narwhal!
Let us not judge all Narwhal’s on the actions of but one Natty Narwhal! He simply has a drinking problem that’s not at all his fault; but a limitation on his genetic make up.
Wow, $2 is a good price price! This site is charging $13! Also check out the Impaling Avenging Unicorn w/Mime below.
I’ll just leave this here.
I swear, it’s not worth coming to this site anymore since three out of four items appeared on Reddit just a few hours before. Can’t you get your news from a bit more varied mix of sources?
“Narwhal don’t play”. Momma told me that when I was but a wee lad.
I soooo want that!
What better tool to teach the kiddies that “life isn’t fair”? Nothing like a good impaling toy to shatter that foolish unicorn idealism: http://amzn.to/9FXx35
Looks like your typical violent toy for republican babies.
Awesome. They got other cool things like action figures and such.
#12 Dallas, you had to get partisan on a non-partisan topic.
#13 Sheeples bleat. It’s its nature. There’s no stopping Dallas bleat.
Narwhals come in left handed and right handed tusks. (Really). Also, I think I read somewhere that they don’t “impale” any animals. They use the tusks for ritual mating bouts.
#12. Thanks for making this all about politics. We really need people like you to remind us how we are so fucked.
@faxon said
Then how do they hunt Koalas ?
Hey Dallas! I see took a peek at your basement. There are 4 tusks and only 3 friends. What is it you do with the 4th?
“With 3 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale.”
10 words sure to fire up a well adjusted child’s imagination.
Do you think they ran out of ideas on the “animal” front and just happened to have a Koala mold handy?