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The Tate Modern has housed some strange art—huge curving slides, a massive artificial sun, and a giant spider, to name a few. But its new installation is the strangest yet: a mind-boggling carpet of 100 million sunflower seeds.

The seeds, installed by Chinese conceptual artist Ai Weiwei, come as the eleventh commission in the Tate Modern’s Unilever series, which fills the museum’s central Turbine Hall with big, unusual and often interactive art. Weiwei’s seeds—all 100 million of them—are not actual sunflower seeds but porcelain replicas, hand-crafted and individually painted over the course of two years by some 1600 Chinese artisans.

This is what you get when you have 1601 people with too much time on their hands.




  1. meanmeanie says:

    two years wasted, what a shame.
    Then some fucknut sees it as a good thing

  2. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Now that the exhibit is finished, there are 1600 Chinese artisans out of work, and their résumés are not terribly impressive.

    Chinese father to son: I spent a year’s salary to send you to art school and you did WHAT???”

    Some things are the same in every culture.

  3. drdiesel says:

    Damn, assuming those 1600 workers all worked for the full 2 years that ~85 seeds per worker per day. Assuming a 10 hour shift (since these aren’t US workers with proper working conditions) that’s 8 1/2 per hour with no breaks.

    Obviously these are just rough estimates and I have *no* idea as to their true working conditions.

  4. dbres042 says:

    boooriiing

  5. NobodySpecial says:

    @meanmeanie
    Yes – in America they could have been checking the Human Resource compliance for the assistants to the junior managers who created the powerpoint slides for the middle managers to propose a new name for a potato chip.

  6. Sea Lawyer says:

    This is why governments promote the arts through grant giving – so pretentious assholes can waste everybody else’s money by pretending what they are doing is important.

  7. hhopper says:

    You could have some fun with those in a baseball dugout.

  8. runbadscott says:

    100 million! Look at that space! Could you imaging what 13,644,441,000,000+ porcelain sunflower seeds would look like…the USA’s current debt.

  9. chuck says:

    Chinese stimulus money at work.

  10. 1860 says:

    Ah Sooo. Too bad so few people can appreciate real genius!
    Really. Genius.
    How much money did he make having Chinese slaves produce this crap?

  11. bobbo, in a socialist frame of mind says:

    It does look like the “art world” is about as relevant as our political world but don’t museums pay money to the artist to “install” their work?

    I always enjoy reading about Europeans paying artists to create works the government buys and then wharehouses: never seen by the public.

    Yes, the “Arts” are very important. More subsidies for the “interests” of the rich having no interest at all by the masses who are taxed to support it.

    But then “thinking” about it, if the sunflower seeds were each numbered, it would be kinda “cool” if each person on earth got their own seed. Implanted with an rfd chip? Oh wait, I got confused by cell phones for a while there.

    Nevermind.

  12. SimonSezz says:

    “This is what you get when you have 1601 people with too much time on their hands.”

    That’s funny, we’re wasting time talking to each other on a blog. At least they made something with their time.

  13. The DON says:

    If the purpose of art is to make one think….. it worked on everyone.

    Everyone thinks “What a load of shit”.

    Another 4 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.

  14. Matt Day says:

    I think I must be the only art student who reads this blog. The last art piece I remember on here was the rotating kitchen. Everyone on here trashed it. Why does this stuff upset you guys so much? I’m not trying to be an asshole, but seriously, expand your view of art a bit! They’re just creating new and odd situations to experience. I’d much rather walk through those seeds than look at the Mona Lisa. And why? I’ve seen prints of the Mona Lisa all my life! I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s neat!

  15. bobbo, in a socialist frame of mind says:

    Matt–I have some dog shit for you. Very interesting.

    Art. Yes. “A conspiracy between rich people and artists to make poor people think they are stupid.” Vonnegut.

    99% of “art” is crap. A manufactured market made for the idiot consumer to dull witted to create his own. ART you make yourself: still crap but all 100% WORTHY for YOURSELF!!

    Indeed, we all do need to embrace more of the Arts, all of the arts, in our own lives, by participation, NOT by consumerism.

    Beauty is truth, and truth beauty.

    Matt, keeping the mythos alive.

  16. Matt Day says:

    Hey Bobbo,

    I definitely agree that some of the best art is the art we make ourselves. Being creative is one of the most fulfilling parts of life. We can agree on that.

    But I think the goal should not be to stop consuming, but to create and consume in a balanced manner.

    And I like the Vonnegut quote, but I think the problem is not that there is a conspiracy, but that people think that they need to ‘get’ art instead of simply taking it in however their senses permit.

    This piece doesn’t really make sense, but why should it? My suggestion is to try not to make sense of art because art is made by people, and people just don’t make sense. At least the interesting ones don’t.

    Truth is beauty, and beauty is truth. I don’t see a lie here, and I find it beautiful.

    I’m willing to accept that we may not agree here, but I appreciate your thoughts, Bobbo.

  17. Lou Minatti says:

    Meh. The Chinese produce 100 million Happy Meals toys every week, so I am not impressed.

  18. Two to the Head says:

    “1600 Chinese artisans” = Slaves.

    Hey we could make art instead of license plates.

  19. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I just had an idea, but a little too late. Crafting these sunflower seeds would have been a great project to keep those Chilean miners busy while they awaited their rescue, giving them a sense of purpose. They could have proudly displayed their artwork on worldwide TV coverage. Instead, all we saw was the rescue.

    This also reminds me of a scene from The Shining where Wendy discovers that Jack has spent hour after hour typing nothing but “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”



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