Who cares about wars or politics or ANYTHING else when there’s important, front page (at least on the Interwebitubes) news like this!!!

Teen idol Justin Bieber is launching a line of nail polish inspired by his biggest music hits, nail care company OPI said on Monday.

With shades like One Less Lonely Glitter (lavender), Prized Possession Purple (grape), Give Me the First Dance (silver) and Me + Blue (dark blue), the first six colors in the line for Nicole by OPI will be sold exclusively through Wal-Mart retail stores in December 2010.

The remainder of the “One Less Lonely Girl” collection from the 16 year-old singer will be released in Wal-Mart stores in January 2011 before being distributed more widely in February.