1. Somebody says:

    “I have eaten a ZILLION pieces of sushi….”

    You must be a huge fan.

  2. John E. Quantum says:

    I’d never seen a lunch counter in a bait shop before.

  3. Angel H. Wong says:

    Sushi was invented so that straight men could be desensitised to the taste and smell of vagina.

  4. Faxon says:

    #20 That might be it. And, of course, we all were.

  5. skeptic says:

    Risks of eating raw fish…

    Anisakis and other parasites:
    Human infection by Anisakis simplex (herring worm) and other nematodes, or roundworms, is caused by eating certain raw or undercooked fish. Ingestion of the worm can result in severe abdominal pain, nausea, and vomiting within hours of ingestion and has been misdiagnosed as appendicitis or other stomach diseases. If the worms don’t get coughed up or vomited out, they can burrow into the walls of your intestines and cause a localized immune response. The worms eventually die and are removed by the immune system. In severe cases, physical removal of the worms by endoscopy or surgery is needed to reduce the pain. They can in rare, severe cases cause anaphylactic shock as well. Albendazole may be used to treat mild cases.

    Vibrio species:
    The bacterial species, Vibrio parahaemolyticus has been associated with consumption of raw or undercooked fish and shellfish, particularly oysters. Infection by these bacteria can cause symptoms including diarrhea, abdominal cramps, nausea, vomiting, headache, fever, and chills. The infection is usually self limiting and typically does not require antibiotics.

    Another Vibrio species, Vibrio vulnificus, has been found in oysters, clams, and crab. In healthy people, ingestion of this microbe can cause vomiting, diarrhea, and abdominal pain, but in people with liver disease or weakened immune systems, the microbe can enter the bloodstream, causing the life-threatening condition of septicemia.

  6. DJ says:

    I buy my sushi at a grocery store, I eat it with a fork while sitting on my couch, I cleanse my palate with Yuengling and that prissy turd can kiss my butt.

  7. chris says:

    The key to sushi is the place you get it. A good sushi place is crazy busy all day. My fav is like a subway brand counter but with 5-6 people making rolls.

    The one I describe is also cheap.

    High dollar sushi is only going to be good from a place that is obviously generous with the employees. If you want to sell fresh uncommon fish at market rate you are going to have huge wastage costs. Stuff that is already off a plane from south africa or asia needs to be used now. If the extra isn’t given away that day it is saved, and that can be bad for your stomach.

  8. Somebody says:

    The Japanese are some of the healthiest people on the planet. This is probably due, in part, to the fact that they eat a lot of seaweed, which is a good source of iodine. (and, of course, the fish doesn’t hurt either.) So, go ahead and eat the rolls and feel good about it.

    The purists should insist on eating only Fugu, lots and lots of Fugu.

  9. Greg Allen says:

    >> Faxon said, on November 7th, 2010 at 8:24 am
    >> I ate Sushi like a good little Liberal puke

    It’s bizarre to me that anyone would associate sushi with politics.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck don’t keep their own personal sushi chefs on their Gulfstream 550s.

  10. deowll says:

    You eat sushi. I passed parasitology in college.

  11. Counterweight says:

    First, if you need instructions to eat something, then that something is to damn complicated

    Second, at the prices they get per bite, no one better say anything even if I bring my own spork and ask for catsup!

  12. noname says:

    그것와 대단하네. . . .

    [And my goodness it. . . . - ed.]

  13. SushiTail says:

    I’m from the land of sushi and according to the video, I’m doing everything wrong, but I’m fine with that. I’d rather eat my sushi the way I want and be happy.

  14. Sean says:

    私はインターネット翻訳私の鼻持ちならない寿司のコメントを使用することができます。

  15. Rick Cain says:

    Just take your sushi home so you can eat it any way you like. I’m not concerned about offending my dead relatives by holding the sushi with the wrong hand or anything.

    The Japanese culture is about change, which is why you can buy a Japanese porn video of women on a giant sushi conveyor belt while men standing off to the side put a little “soy sauce” on them.

    Even they have a sense of humor.



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