1. Framitz says:

    How the HELL did my wife get into that photo?

  2. bseer says:

    Put an iPad is their hands and they will each magically lose 30 years and 20 pounds.

  3. noneofyourbusiness says:

    The outgoing democratic congresswomen have a farewell party at Harry Reid’s house.

  4. UncDon says:

    The “We Enjoy Getting Groped by the TSA Club” having an after-hours meeting in Janet Napolitano’s office.

  5. skeptic says:

    Jail Bait (1975)

  6. sg says:

    Sarah Palin and her tea “bags”?

  7. wirelessg says:

    Red Hat Society (Lucas Valley Chapter) performs Coyote Ugly

  8. Fishguy says:

    Older women – They don’t yell. They don’t swell. And, they’re grateful as hell.

  9. mikeasus says:

    The annual meeting of the daughters of the strippers of the revolution.

  10. noname says:

    You’re Only As Old As You Think you are.

  11. Joe says:

    No Agenda hookers lookin’ for blow.

  12. Not interested says:

    Overly ripe fruit

  13. Thomas says:

    Barbara Boxer’s celebration party.

  14. Morbo says:

    Tampax’s lost customers.

  15. jescott418 says:

    So we thought Grandma just sat around playing cards with the girls?

  16. macdoc says:

    Grill cheese sandwiches!!

  17. Brian says:

    nobody told the suicide bombers that these are the virgins you get after you blow up yourself.

  18. ReaduKilowatt says:

    Some traditions don’t stand the test of time as well as others.

  19. User7 says:

    I feel the need to start ironing things!

  20. Rob Leather says:

    Sex in the City 2020 reunion party?



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