Oh Brother. Stripper Goes Through TSA Checkpoint

By Wednesday December 1, 2010





42 Comments
  1. leep80 says:
    12/1/2010 at 6:00 pm

    Disabled woman goes to fly out.

    Pings the nitrate chemical test (false positive sources = preserved foods, medicine, ammunition, etc)

    Gets an extensive search of her person and misses her flight.

    Gets angry.

    Comes back the next day in a trench coat and underwear hoping to shame the TSA agents into letting her through quickly.

    Finds out TSA agents have no shame.

    While technically she did strip for TSA, am a little unsure if I would call her stripper.

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  2. Mextli says:
    12/1/2010 at 6:12 pm

    #19 “She’s a surgeon or a lingerie model, and wheelchair bound. Explain to me what part of this isn’t fishy?”

    The part about being a surgeon isn’t fishy. I rememeber many of the Playboy models were studying for their PhD in nuclear physics.

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  3. bballhead says:
    12/1/2010 at 6:20 pm

    Wow she looks great for 52.

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  4. Lou Minatti says:
    12/1/2010 at 7:34 pm

    “Stripper my ass. She is a 52 year old, wheelchair bound, retired surgeon who is sick of being treated like a criminal by the TSA because she needs a wheelchair.”

    The most important question is: Would you hit it?

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  5. Special Ed says:
    12/1/2010 at 7:48 pm

    #24 – As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit.

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  6. Zybch says:
    12/1/2010 at 7:50 pm

    Just watched the video. Something was supposed to happen when….?

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  7. Animby - just phoning it in says:
    12/1/2010 at 7:50 pm

    #11 – Sorry, Gringo. It’s a dog.

    Can’t see that her minimal clothing should be a problem for TSA. This should just make their job easier. The airline can set a dress code but not the TSA.

    I wonder if she was part of the problem the first day. How could it take an hour to clear someone for a nitrates test? With Afghanistan and several Arabic nations in my passport, I get swabbed frequently and have tested positive twice. A hand search of my carry-on, a good pat down (more like a pat up), a few questions and I’m on my way. Five, six minutes. No problems.

    Question: if the TSA instructs you to come back tomorrow, who pays the exorbitant ticket change fees? If the passenger is too late to board the plane then they have to remove the luggage which will delay the plane. And if the plane is delayed, anyway, why not let the passenger on?

    #23 BB brain – how the hell old is a 52 year old supposed to look? What are you – 12?

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  8. Lou says:
    12/1/2010 at 8:26 pm

    Another odd tale brought to you by the TSA.

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  9. jujuclam says:
    12/1/2010 at 10:12 pm

    God Bless America.

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  10. WanKhairil says:
    12/1/2010 at 10:39 pm

    I agree with #6. That very weird head movement might be a sign she’s a fembot.

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  11. Sasaphrasisagas says:
    12/2/2010 at 3:52 am

    The “Come Hither Look” Duly Noted

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  12. Jopie says:
    12/2/2010 at 4:08 am

    Well she totally freaked me out with that look.

    Definitely somewhere on the wrong side of the uncanny valley curve.

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  13. smartalix says:
    12/2/2010 at 5:36 am

    The terrorists have already won, we are so scared and screwed up right now our coutnry can’t even function properly. THe authoritarians are using this fear to impose their wet-dream goals of complete control of the populace in the name of “security”. I go with Franklin’s interpretation of the situation.

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  14. Faxon says:
    12/2/2010 at 8:43 am

    1. She did not want to be scanned.
    2. She did not want to be probed.
    3. She apparently is disabled.
    So? Isn’t this what many here have advocated?
    Next news cycle, please.

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  15. nicktherat says:
    12/2/2010 at 9:02 am

    wow, she didnt look real. naked and creepy, just how i like my womens

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  16. msbpodcast says:
    12/2/2010 at 12:27 pm

    I walk with s cane and I have had to hand in my cane take off my shoes and almost crawl through the scanner to get through the TSA in-security check-point.

    The FIRST thing to be when flying is able-bodied. You DON’T want to be weaker than these bullies because then you’re dad meat.

    These cock-bites are in violation of the fourth amendment, every ADA law, every principle of decency and every rule laid down by a mother to her children about how to treat people.

    The terrorists are pikers lacking in imagination when it comes to cruelty.

    They’ll only kill you once. Our crap’s stink lasts until you die or can run away.

    Abu Ghraib was perpetrated by human monsters … before we got there and after, but Saddam’s goons didn’t take fucking pictures for sending to the folks and friends back home.

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  17. Dugger says:
    12/2/2010 at 6:21 pm

    http://iphone.newsok.com/s?s=16&a=3519982&f=news

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  18. Sam says:
    12/2/2010 at 8:15 pm

    Shes 59, disabled, a retired surgeon, and very very pissed at the TSA…That is most likely why she has the rigid facial expression, she knows she is on video.

    She did strip, but she is not a stripper.

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  19. Greg Allen says:
    12/2/2010 at 10:45 pm

    Also weird… the people going through security ignoring her!

    I’d look at her.

    First of all, because she’s half naked in an airport.

    Second, she doesn’t seem well and nobody seems to care. I’d want to make sure she was OK.

    I’m not some great Good Samaritan but, c’mon, it’s weird to pretend that’s normal.

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  20. The0ne says:
    12/3/2010 at 2:40 pm

    Strippers scare me. Just something about those un-natural lips, boobs, buttocks, etc.

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