NOT FUNNY

By Monday December 6, 2010



33 Comments
  1. Bandang Indaranimal says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:04 pm

    I have never played hand-egg in my life, and never watched more than a few recaps on the news as fas as i know. But could someone tell me why theese athleetes should be free from the so called “mandatory” patdowns and checks that we all have to go through when entering and leaving even the local state here in the US.

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  2. gquaglia says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:04 pm

    Great stuff!

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  3. GPIKON says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:07 pm

    If this is American humour, its lame to say the least.

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  4. brm says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:21 pm

    It’s funny. Lighten up.

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  5. junebug says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:22 pm

    These were written and filmed way before the current TSA hype. The situation with the extra pat-downs etc, has nothing to do with the conception or execution of this idea. It’s simple a funny joke – you either think its funny or not. Politics has zero, nada, nothing at all to do with this campaign.

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  6. Improbus says:
    12/6/2010 at 3:50 pm

    There is nothing new here. A few get special treatment and the rest get the shaft.

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  7. sashley616 says:
    12/6/2010 at 4:46 pm

    Aww come on don’t tell me that Dvorak Uncensored is going all PC. You have posted all kinds of articles on how security has gone too far. Google satire some time please.

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  8. Orion314 says:
    12/6/2010 at 5:06 pm

    Its a sorry state of affairs that stupid is the new cool for the 21st century. Given that, the USA is the coolest nation around….sigh…
    and so it goes….I have far more respect for the men that pick up my garbage than ANYONE in sports…

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  9. jman says:
    12/7/2010 at 6:05 am

    hilarious

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  10. The0ne says:
    12/7/2010 at 12:37 pm

    Here we go again with sports! I love this topic on DU with nerds/geeks and mostly idiots that can’t play or don’t even know diddly squat about sport(s)!

    But first of all these ring commercials are funny. They are insulting in some ways but funny :)

    Football is about a bunch of overgrown guys throwing around a oddly shape football. The game just sucks the way it is. But here’s a few more.

    International “football” is a bunch a faggoty guys kicking a round ball around. Meh, this one sucks even worse.

    Golf is about rich white people with a spice of asian/eu and a side of ghetto (Tiger btw) holding a stick and whacking a even smaller ball. Fcking sad if you watch this sport.

    Any type of running sport (Olympics included) is about a bunch of deprived and starving people doing nothing but run. Yep, that’s all it is…RUN. I’m about to go play this sport after this actually.

    The sport of baseball, the proud tradition of America….and urgh Japan is interesting. For US, it’s a bunch of fit guys entering the sport, growing FAT in the most unusual places you can imagine, and hitting a ball with a stick. But to be fair, every now and them you have a very fit player show up. A rare occurrence that defies Evolution as they are evolved from this fat, weaka$$ player to a fit, muscular, drug infested body of a player. Nature at its best.

    Japan baseball players are a tad manlier than their normal guys. That’s gotta count for something other than just using a stick to hit a ball right?

    And what about Cricket? Well, it’s another stick and ball game sigh. And yes, fill with faggotty players as well. More so than Japanese baseball IMO.

    So what have we learned here today with our sports discussion. I think we learned that you guys here suck balls when it comes to sport and I honestly think you all don’t know jack sht about any sports including the one(s) you “claim” to play.

    But hey, maybe I’m wrong here. Maybe your favorite sports of hitting a ball, swimming, cycling, vehicle racing (lawn mowers or the like included), running and even DAMN walking have MUCH MUCH more strategy than say this pathetic game of US football.

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  11. The0ne says:
    12/7/2010 at 12:41 pm

    Sorry, sorry. I forgot to mention kids playing the sports. As many of you have mouthed off in the past, having your own kids play the sport(s) you hate would have you killing them.

    I just wanted to reiterate my support for you and everyone else to go ahead and do this. Please slaughter your kids if they even think about that gay, manly, faggoty sport(s). Seriously, kill them.

    And while you’re at it, kill yourself because you’ve also said “I’d sooner kill myself than watch or play this sport”. You do justice for yourself and mankind for taking your own life. Why bother to live in this pathetic ball kicking, ball throwing infested world. Go to heaven, be happy with your God.

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  12. Obama : The Stool Softener Years says:
    12/8/2010 at 10:01 am

    Gawd libs have a gloomy outlook on life
    These spots are lighthearted and funny. Ease up.

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  13. Improbus says:
    12/8/2010 at 8:17 pm

    If you think those spots are funny YOU are the one that should put down the bong.

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