Releasing On [redacted]! The iPhone 5!

By Monday December 20, 2010



31 Comments
  1. oplama says:
    12/20/2010 at 8:29 pm

    Will it come with the rubber band this time?

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  2. KMFIX says:
    12/20/2010 at 8:49 pm

    The time travel app works. I have it…on my iPhone 23.

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  3. mharry860 says:
    12/20/2010 at 9:54 pm

    Phones for dummies, yeah I have one, but they didn’t have any of the Android sets at that time.

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  4. foobar says:
    12/20/2010 at 10:15 pm

    The cartoons tells gallons about the mind share that the iPhone has. Kind of like Sarah Palin and the liberal fascination.

    Waiting for pedro to be the token old school liberal. You know, balding but with a pony tail.

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  5. A Bush in the Hand or Something says:
    12/20/2010 at 10:33 pm

    I hate the iPhone. It’s GREAT hardware and pretty good software, but I hate it. It’s such a “fashion” phone. It’s the Members Only Jacket, or Bose stereo of the 80s. It’s the “thing you have to have to be cool!” even though 90% of the people who buy it couldn’t tell you what it does or why anything it does is better than the competition. (sigh)

    Technology as fashion always makes my skin crawl.

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  6. Animby says:
    12/21/2010 at 12:54 am

    # 4 foobar said, “token old school liberal. You know, balding but with a pony tail.”

    I fear you’ve thrown me a quandary. I used to be balding and had a pony tale. Now, years later, the balding is about the same but I wear my hair closely cropped. I use a Nexus One but have a serious jones for the Galaxy Tab.

    Please, what is my political status?

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  7. RatBastard says:
    12/21/2010 at 12:55 am

    I’ll wait for the telomere lengthening app. And the genital sizing app; yeah it’s gotta go DOWN too.

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  8. Michael says:
    12/21/2010 at 1:43 am

    To all apple haters:

    There’s an app for that.

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  9. pedro says:
    12/21/2010 at 4:46 am

    #8 It ain’t so much mac hating as it is retarded macfans (which is kinda redundant, I know) hating. You will be the undoing of the US with your lack of gray matter and your “me too” spoiled brat attitude.

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  10. revdjenk says:
    12/21/2010 at 6:23 am

    … leave Apple alone … cry – cry !

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  11. The Dude says:
    12/21/2010 at 8:04 am

    This post is simple JEALOUSY!

    iPhones simply work. Users spend time enjoying life and having it enhanced by the device instead of spending time “hacking” trying to get software to play nice. Whats so wrong with that?

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  12. Gazbo says:
    12/21/2010 at 8:05 am

    I notice there is no phone, but with the “get out of jail free” ap, I don’t really need one.

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  13. pschyotoad says:
    12/21/2010 at 8:07 am

    Fan bois rejoice!
    Everyone else laugh your ass off.

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  14. JimD says:
    12/21/2010 at 9:23 am

    I’ll take the “Pie on Demand” !!!

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  15. foobar says:
    12/21/2010 at 9:45 am

    Animby. Definitely geek with a touch of retro. You could reach the honorable title of nerd if your Android is rooted.

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  16. Animby says:
    12/21/2010 at 10:10 am

    # 15 foobar said,”…nerd if your Android is rooted.”

    Guilty…

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  17. Arkyn1 says:
    12/21/2010 at 10:45 am

    #11 iPhones “simply work”? What does that even MEAN??? Show me a cell phone that didn’t allow you to make or receive calls. It’s a cell phone, folks. Primary function of a cell phone is to allow incoming and outgoing phone calls. Everything else is frippery.

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  18. PeterR says:
    12/21/2010 at 11:52 am

    I just bought a new phone. It cost €41. It allows me to make and receive phone calls. The only “app” I use is the alarm clock. The ringtone is a recording of me playing Bach’s BWV 565 Toccata (but not the Fugue – it’s kinda difficult). And that’s it. Not even a “Pie on Demand” feature.

    BTW, I bought a new phone because the battery died in the old one after 2 years. Ever tried buying a phone battery? Nobody sells them, at least not here (Spain) “for safety reasons” I was told. WTF?

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  19. msbpodcast says:
    12/21/2010 at 12:54 pm

    Hey foobar (#4) mi nombré es Carlo, no es Pédro.

    I am not interested in owning any appliance or piece of tech gear which could rat on me out of vengeance.

    While I am a firm believer in having the freedom NOT to carry a smart anything, unfortunately you can’t even find a phone without a camera and a web browser anymore.

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  20. deowll says:
    12/21/2010 at 2:07 pm

    #17 not according to Leo L. He’s in love with his Iphone but he ends up hauling around something else because at least where he lives the phone feature bleeps.

    Of course I’ve been told some people won’t even answer a phone call. If you can’t or won’t text they won’t communicate with you.

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