A topless sunbather is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun cream on herself on a public beach. Police were called to a beach at Anzio south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”
“Troubled.” Not the word that springs to mind about what 12 and 14 yr old boys are feeling while seeing her.
The mother said she had asked the 26-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called.
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The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing, with the Luisa’s lawyer calling the incident “absurd”.“She is amazed that she is being condemned for simply sunbathing topless,” lawyer Gianluca Arrighi said. “’Let’s be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.”
Of course, in the USofA, she would have been wrestled to the ground by a conscientious cop and then tazed. To save the children, of course.












http://telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/jennymccartney/7946075/Nude-sunbathing-a-storm-in-a-D-cup.html
“This incident has contributed greatly to the happiness of the Italian nation, with policemen giving sly quotes to the press about the impressive nature of Luisa’s charms. Some wags have suggested that Silvio Berlusconi may feel the need to investigate this case personally.”
Those kids would get STEEL PIPE BONERS LOOKING AT THE VENUS DI MILO (A PIECE OF STONE!) Probably from a very “Religious” family, and therefore potential SERIAL MURDERERS !!! The Police would do well to keep an eye on those two !!!
I sensuously applied my lotion.
#22 JimD – Is THAT you ECA?
In Italy? Really? There’s nudity on broadcast TV there.
The problem with nude beaches is that they tend to be populated by people you don’t ever want to see naked.
Lawyer said she had an ample breast.
Just one?
That would be like Futurama, sort of.
The 14 and 12 year olds are obviously gay, and have a future writing broadway plays.
Here in the US the Mass Media tries to train the human resources to be numb to bad reality shows, bitchy backstabbing drama, violence and scenes of horror…
But when some woman’s ‘ample breast’ pops up somewhere, then people here just freak out.. That really makes no sense. What did the ‘ample breasts’ ever do to these people?
Poor misunderstood boobies. =[
# 13 Jim,
I’ve often wondered that myself… strange isn’t it?
13 and 30, I blame the puritans. If they hadn’t come to this country we would be in Europe with the topless girls.