1. Anonymous says:

    Nike merges with Nissan!

  2. Alfred Persson says:

    The crane operator was different from the other five year olds in kindergarten, he was twelve.

  3. nakasaki says:

    Ted knew, as the junior member on the law firm, that if he dropped the ball just one more time, it would be curtains for him..

  4. E1 says:

    Can I have my ball back please, Mr?

  5. dadeo says:

    Just MOVE it!

  6. dadeo says:

    Soccer-mom revenge

  7. anonycoward says:

    OK, I just did it. Now what?

  8. Bill Hicks says:

    ♫ We’re the hooligans! ♫

    “Give me all your money! I’ve got a soccer ball!”

    “Ian, that’s a Spalding, he’s serious! Hand over the pounds!”

  9. WRA says:

    Bent it like Beckham!

  10. Mac Guy says:

    I’ve Got Big Balls
    I’ve Got Big Balls
    And They’re Such Big Balls
    Dirty Big Balls
    And He’s Got Big Balls
    And She’s Got Big Balls
    But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All

  11. Dennis says:

    They just ‘Did It’

  12. noname says:

    The lady in front of the car is holding a gun to the guys head next her, telling him to mount her big ball on wheels.

    He said:
    Lady here, …you wanted your trophy mounted on wheels!

  13. MisterK says:

    Close your ears, folks. This is going to be a loud vuvuzela!

  14. Oh joy, Nike is now branding wrecking balls. ಠ_ಠ

  15. AlanB says:

    Score one for god.

  16. deowll says:

    The giant family moved into town and the place turned into a dump!

    What ever happened to the woman that jumped off a 23 story building and landed on a car and lived?

  17. MacBros says:

    Just DID It!

  18. Reverse Engineer says:

    “Move along, nothing to see here” – Officer Barbrady

  19. Improbus says:

    Now, that’s a wrecking ball.

  20. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “My insurance agent is never gonna believe this…”



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