By Uncle Dave Friday February 4, 2011
Nike merges with Nissan!
The crane operator was different from the other five year olds in kindergarten, he was twelve.
Ted knew, as the junior member on the law firm, that if he dropped the ball just one more time, it would be curtains for him..
Can I have my ball back please, Mr?
Just MOVE it!
Soccer-mom revenge
OK, I just did it. Now what?
♫ We’re the hooligans! ♫
“Give me all your money! I’ve got a soccer ball!”
“Ian, that’s a Spalding, he’s serious! Hand over the pounds!”
Bent it like Beckham!
I’ve Got Big Balls I’ve Got Big Balls And They’re Such Big Balls Dirty Big Balls And He’s Got Big Balls And She’s Got Big Balls But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All
They just ‘Did It’
The lady in front of the car is holding a gun to the guys head next her, telling him to mount her big ball on wheels.
He said: Lady here, …you wanted your trophy mounted on wheels!
Close your ears, folks. This is going to be a loud vuvuzela!
Oh joy, Nike is now branding wrecking balls. ಠ_ಠ
Score one for god.
The giant family moved into town and the place turned into a dump!
What ever happened to the woman that jumped off a 23 story building and landed on a car and lived?
Just DID It!
“Move along, nothing to see here” – Officer Barbrady
Now, that’s a wrecking ball.
“My insurance agent is never gonna believe this…”
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Nike merges with Nissan!
The crane operator was different from the other five year olds in kindergarten, he was twelve.
Ted knew, as the junior member on the law firm, that if he dropped the ball just one more time, it would be curtains for him..
Can I have my ball back please, Mr?
Just MOVE it!
Soccer-mom revenge
OK, I just did it. Now what?
♫ We’re the hooligans! ♫
“Give me all your money! I’ve got a soccer ball!”
“Ian, that’s a Spalding, he’s serious! Hand over the pounds!”
Bent it like Beckham!
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All
They just ‘Did It’
The lady in front of the car is holding a gun to the guys head next her, telling him to mount her big ball on wheels.
He said:
Lady here, …you wanted your trophy mounted on wheels!
Close your ears, folks. This is going to be a loud vuvuzela!
Oh joy, Nike is now branding wrecking balls. ಠ_ಠ
Score one for god.
The giant family moved into town and the place turned into a dump!
What ever happened to the woman that jumped off a 23 story building and landed on a car and lived?
Just DID It!
“Move along, nothing to see here” – Officer Barbrady
Now, that’s a wrecking ball.
“My insurance agent is never gonna believe this…”