Russian Darwin Award Candidate Wannabe

By Sunday February 6, 2011

Found by Cinàedh.



36 Comments
  1. msbpodcast says:
    2/6/2011 at 8:06 pm

    nobody in #16 said: “I imagine that performing this type of stunt might INCREASE your chances of spreading your DNA in the gene pool.”

    Nah… Girls hate showboating like that.

    I fact, one wrong move and you may decrease the blood supply by the number of transfusions required to keep you alive while the doctors sew you back together again.

    If we’re lucky, you’ll hit an obstacle so hard that you’ll spare us the drain as they scoop up your brain with a shovel.

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  2. mharry860 says:
    2/6/2011 at 8:13 pm

    I ride, but somebody needs to throw open a door.

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  3. deowll says:
    2/6/2011 at 9:04 pm

    Adrenaline junkie.

    There are no margins of safety in what he is doing. He is very good but surviving this takes pure blind luck and sooner or later you roll snake eyes.

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  4. nobody says:
    2/6/2011 at 9:46 pm

    #21 – Nah… Girls hate showboating like that.
    Yes that’s been my experience, “Ohh look an engineer with a Volvo, I bet he always drives within the speed limit”, that’s what all the girls say to me.

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  5. ® says:
    2/6/2011 at 9:54 pm

    vhat iss Russian for ‘future organ donor’ ?

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  6. Mr, Ed - the Original says:
    2/6/2011 at 11:19 pm

    # 16 nobody – your chances of spreading your DNA in the gene pool –

    Did you mean spreading your DNA on the pavement?

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  7. Zybch says:
    2/7/2011 at 12:48 am

    #25

    Its pretty much the same in every language.

    Organ Donor = motorcycle rider

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  8. Cursor_ says:
    2/7/2011 at 3:18 am

    #25
    будущий орган жертвователь

    Cursor_

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  9. Likes2LOL says:
    2/7/2011 at 3:47 am

    David Wilcox once wrote a song about a girl who liked to ride her rocket bike in the “eye of the hurricane.” The one night a truck got in her way…

    http://lyricsdepot.com/david-wilcox/eye-of-the-hurricane.html

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  10. Mr, Ed - the Imitation (accept no original) says:
    2/7/2011 at 3:58 am

    My type of accident. Blood, 250 meters down the road with a few entrails hanging from the handlebars.

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  11. Buzz Mega says:
    2/7/2011 at 8:16 am

    The Quick and The something else.

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  12. Dallas says:
    2/7/2011 at 8:42 am

    Be nice. These are called ‘organ donors’ and why guys like Steve Jobs is still around.

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  13. denacron says:
    2/7/2011 at 9:33 am

    Perhaps its safer to go around than not. :P

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiO1cVLmAT4

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  14. hhopper says:
    2/7/2011 at 10:57 am

    Old ladies can be really dangerous.

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  15. Dee says:
    2/7/2011 at 11:39 pm

    In germany we have a saying when the motorcycle season starts…and you can hear the roaring bikes on the streets… it is kidney weather.
    No doubt this guy seems to know what “HE” is doing…but does he know what others are doing???

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  16. George says:
    2/8/2011 at 6:10 pm

    While he was riding the centerline, lanesplitting between going and oncoming traffic the question that kept going through my mind was, “What if there was another crazy SOB riding the centerline in the other direction?”

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