1. Dallas says:

    . WANTED
    . $5,000 REWARD

    “Pedro and his pussy. Armed, smelly, incoherent. Crimes against nature. Last seen wearing red pumps. Do not approach”

  2. Buckwheat says:

    Read this blog or I shoot the cat!

  3. pedro says:

    #21 pwned!

  4. pwuk says:

    Cat2.0

  5. DonnO says:

    Even terrorists turn into cat people after being isolated for too long

  6. Blind Stevie says:

    #7 & #20 have the right message.

    Keep your frickin finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. One of the three most basic gun safety rules. The other 2. Keep the gun unloaded until ready to use it. Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction. Gun ownership demands responsibility!

    The guy in the picture must me very conflicted an Uzi and a cat that looks like Hitler!

  7. desert hiker says:

    That’s a funny looking mustache on that…cat.

  8. Gregg says:

    Interspecies marriage is now accepted in the ultra-religious, ultra-violent faction of the Mormon Church. You can identify the married human by him/her wearing the wedding ring on the right hand rather then the left.

  9. haymoose says:

    1. “Can I haz uzi?”

    2. “When Fidel finally dies mittens, we will reign supreme!”

  10. GetSmart says:

    There, there, Mittens. Those little sociopaths will never chase another kitty.

  11. spsffan says:

    Come any closer and the cat get it!

  12. Elmer Fudd, Armed to the Lithp says:

    Happiness is a warm pussy and a cold Uzi.

  13. Yankinwaoz says:

    Read my blog or I’ll shoot this cat.

  14. ECA says:

    This is my gun
    this is my pussy..
    I READY for anything.

  15. Cursor_ says:

    I took this land and the cat from my Palestinian neighbour!

    Cursor_

  16. chris says:

    I can has SMG?

  17. George says:

    You guys who are jumping on him about having his finger in the trigger guard are technically correct, but its clear from the photo that the gun is unloaded (no magazine) and not cocked (the Uzi SMG fires from an open bolt and the bolt is clearly forward). An open bolt firearm strips the bullet from the magazine and fires it in one action. It never carries a round “in the chamber”.

    The Uzi also has a grip safety that is pretty hard to activate when held like this guy is holding it.

    The point is that the cat he’s holding is infinitely more likely to hurt and injure than the submachinegun.

    And why does he have a wedding band on his right hand? Europeans do that, but I believe this guy is an Israeli settler. Do Jews do that too?

  18. Greg Allen says:

    Who have the higher IQs? Gun nuts or cats?

  19. Hawkeye says:

    They’ll let anybody own a cat in Arizona…

  20. deowll says:

    I think the flowers are morning glories.

    Caption?

    Was that dog yours?



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