Kind of goes along with with this (not even close to safe for work!!) video.

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  1. robscott says:

    not as juicy n warm as mom….

  2. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Are you sure I can’t get back in?

  3. mharry860 says:

    That’s funny. My wife bought me one for my 40th birthday, because I kept harping about the mid-life crises, which involves a girlfriend and a Corvette. So she bought me one of those and a model Corvette. My girls spent years dressing it up and playing with it like a doll.
    We finally deposited it, in Victoria’s Secret garb on my single friends’ porch and rang the door bell, while he had a new girlfriend over.

  4. McCullough says:

    She followed me home Pa…can I keep her?

  5. foobar says:

    Young Charlie Sheen frothing his shillelagh.

  6. msbpodcast says:

    Sorry to ask the obvious but “what’s the kid wearing on his head?

    It looks like a #12 black cock ring. :-)

  7. Pwuk says:

    Little Timmy psyches himself up for the under 4 novelty wheel Barrow race

  8. morbo says:

    Can I get MSOG?

  9. UncDon says:

    “Ellie, no. We don’t say that word in public.”

  10. Buster says:

    ..”You Can Learn a lot from a Dummy”

  11. SG says:

    Daddy, this is what the postman was doing to Mommy!

  12. robman says:

    I’m just a jigalo!!

  13. Dwight David says:

    The Plastic fantastic MILF

  14. Dallas says:

    Reason #17 why straights shouldn’t be allowed to raise children

  15. pedro says:

    Anyone but Dallas

  16. EnemyOfTheState says:

    That video needs a little kids voice over:

    “Mom says dad’s homeless but for everything else we have his Mastercard”

  17. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Wisconsin kindergarten civics lesson “Meeting Governor Walker”

  18. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Teachers protest its not their fault “Johnny can’t read”—they propose adding progressive slogans like “kill the bill” to approved pogressive materials.

  19. jescott418 says:

    My Dad said “this is my new mommy”

  20. overtemp says:

    Just before the arrests and DU went black after someone at nanny state central command decided this was child porn.



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