Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela’s socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
no Hugo, it was the Commies that killed Mars. They controlled everything there….. after all it IS called the RED PLANET
Yea. Some capitalist went to mars, took all the water, and sold it to naive rich folk in Evian bottles.
Maybe we need to send Chavez to Mars so that he can bring his beloved communism to the Red Planet.
We could send Al Gore with him to correct the ravages of global warming at the same time.
Sounds legit.
Capitalism, imperialism, environmentalism, sexism, fascism, Nazism, McCarthyism, Nixonism. Take your pick-ism, Hugo. They’re all good, and interchangeable-ism. And apparently, Hugo is rather clueless-ism, about which works best. So why not just make up a completely new “ism”? And refuse to explain it. Just say, “It’s the Ism they don’t want you to know about.”
Good…I hated that TV show anyway.
He’s got a point.
I guess Hugo couldn’t stand seeing Sheen and Ghaddfi getting all the crazy ranting attention and had to jump in and show he is just as nuts as them.
Though I still say Gary Busey has them all beat.
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WTF? is this man smoking and where can I get some
Why are all the nuts sitting on top of all the oil? We wouldn’t have put up with that 100 years ago.
This nuttball is Venezuela’s version of Sarah Palin that actually got elected.
Let this be a warning.
Its refreshing one meet a consistent progressive, one who takes progressive theory to its logical conclusion and is faithful to it.
It illustrates just how nutty the premises of progressivism.
Like the idea wealth creators will allow their wealth be redistributed to parasites, lazy and non producers, ad infinitum…
To illustrate, just as NT raised taxes on the rich and expected them to remain in the state…har de har!
And it WILL KILL LIFE ON EARTH TOO !!!
And Humans are supposed to be “Intelligent Creatures” !!!
Dallas, no he’s the Venezuelan Obama. They got along quite well at their first meeting, with Chavez even giving him a book to read.
#1 It was not capitalism, it was the Marxians.
#9 He chews coca leaves that the Bolivian president sends him.
#11 You cannot be more ignorant because you don’t practice more often. He’s a lefty loon, good friends of many demagogues like Bill Richardson & Jesse Jackson.
You like to spit up, typical sheeple.
#15 MikeN
“I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy….I was able to get a sense of his soul.” —George W. Bush, after meeting Russian President Vladimir Putin, June 16, 2001
Nuff said.
#12 Gasparrini
sorta proves a pic is worth many words
#18 http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/09/double_facepalm_lg.jpg
But this one deserves http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg
BTW, my double facepalm is not for the venezuelan intellectual that’s the subject of the post. This person is so dumb that, sadly, the clarification is necessary.