This is what will happen for all pets registered with us immediately after the Rapture:
1. Our non-Christian administrators will activate our rescue plan.
2. Volunteers will be alerted immediately by email and telephone that they have been activated.
3. Pets will be assigned to our Volunteer Pet Caretakers based upon location and other factors.
4. Our administrators and Volunteer Pet Caretakers will do whatever it takes to find and rescue your pets. If your pet has a location chip, they’ll use that, or they’ll go to every location you’ve registered with us, and, if your pets are not at one of those locations, they’ll search for your cars as well as stay in contact with the local pet shelters. If they are unable to reach a Volunteer Caretaker in your area for whatever reason, our administrators will communicate with local animal organizations, like the Humane Society, to advocate for your pet’s rescue and care.
5. Our administrators will stay in touch with our Volunteer Pet Caretakers regarding each and every pet to be sure everything is being done to rescue and care for them.
Think about it, do you really want to trust a bunch of godless Liberals to raise your precious pup?
As for Obama, no Birth Certificate proving he is American born…but he supports aborting American children…
Weird, don’t you agree?
# 79 Alfie, “His support for infanticide, and lack of a birth certificate, is oddly reminiscent…”
Geez, I hate to engage you in conversation Alf but, reminiscent of WHAT???
the sad thing is we are Alfie only human contact
stupid humans
#82 Reminiscent, tending to recall something. The ancient Egyptians didn’t view the Israelite s as citizens, so enacted genocide against them, killing all the males.
Obama is likely not a American born citizen, and he commands the death of millions of American infants….by supporting abortion.
Weird. Just saying, there are parallels of sorts.
So the angel of death has to look at everyone’s front door before acting? WHy not on the roof? Why not on the foreheads (a la ash wednesday)?
Is it just me or does the Bible constantly demonstrate the primitive viewpoint of the writers? If that is the case does it mean that the Bible is allegorical instead of literal because God knew that the transcription method(people) was flawed?
Either way, I wish I was soulless enough to take money from foolish people. I’ll have to leave that to right-wingers.
Speaking of psycho babble, and it does take one to know one, let’s parse:
#82 Reminiscent, tending to recall something. The ancient Egyptians didn’t view the Israelite s as citizens, /// reminiscent of YOU not viewing Obama as a citizen
so enacted genocide against them, killing all the males. /// Yep, Egyptians like YOU forced their views on others.
Obama is likely not a American born citizen, /// in what parallel universe is this likely?
and he commands the death of millions of American infants….by supporting abortion. /// Obama supports only the right of individuals to choose their own course==something you would deny as a figment of the American Taliban.
Weird. Just saying, there are parallels of sorts. /// It is weird–YOU acting like a fascist Egyptian Pharaoh of days gone by and blaming a good Christians for all your ills.
Ha, ha. Poor dumb Alfie not recognizing parallels go to infinity crossing all other parallels that aren’t parallel.
Of sorts.
#86 Bobbo – Thank you. Saves me having to respond to that foolish drivel.
#87 Get a room.
#86 Don’t forget Pharaoh Obama’s connection to Kenya via his “father” Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi, who has the title “King of Africa.”
#4
Your argument supposes God’s relocating the firstborn of Egypt, to the realm of the dead, was an unloving act.
And what says love more than taking a parent’s child away?
What proof have you these suffered any lasting harm?
You mean other than death? What proof do you have that they did not?
#13
There are reams of sound legal and historical argument for the existence of God.
ROFL. He’s here all week folks. Try the veal. I’m going to guess these are the same “sound” arguments to prove that a fat bastard flies in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer around the world every year distributing toys.
#71
Pharaoh and his court were Egyptians, and what happened would “go viral” in Egyptian society.
Right. The Pharaoh’s plan was to have personal messengers rick-roll everyone about the blood ritual. Are you completely deranged. THAT is the your argument? Really?! Another problem with your theory: there is no evidence that Moses told Pharaoh specifically about the blood ritual. Bonus problem: the Bible specifically says that your God was the one that ensure Pharaoh would not let the Israelis go. (Exodus 11:10). So basically, your deity convinced the Egyptians not to let the Israelis leave and then punished them for it.
“Fear me…because I love you.”