Found by Gary the Dangerous Infidel




  1. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Progressives on their way to “Daily Prostration” to our Dear Leader Obama, Blessed be He, for saving the planet from oil.

    “Now that my policies have necessarily caused all forms of energy to skyrocket in price, we can all enjoy more leisurely forms of transportation,” President Hoover Obama said today.

  2. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    “Progressive Multi-Passenger Vehicle a Success,” New York Times Reported today.

    Thanks to the superior economic and planet friendly policies of our Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama, Transportation Secretary announced traffic fatalities are way down from years past. “Due to the innovative and aerodynamic design of our new “SmartCar”, everyone is breathing a lot easier” said Sec….

  3. pedro says:

    #16 So, Bush is still in power? What a change, huh?
    Sheepleron!

    #20 Thing is, as Obama talks like he’s still campaigning, the poor sheeple still thinks is the same guy as 3 years ago running the show. Poor sod.

  4. Dallas says:

    “Still owing the horse shoe lobby for election funds, Republican Senator R.E. Tard forces his son and grandson to stay away from those progressive, commie combustion engines”

  5. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Thanks to Government Funded Research, the collapse of the Ben Bernanke/Obama FIAT dollar has stopped Memorial Day travel, GM’s new planet friendly “horse car” has folks leaving their autos parked, as they enjoy travel without paying $65 a gallon.

  6. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #25 “I promised you my policies would necessarily cause energy prices to skyrocket, and that has incentivized the use of planet friendly green technology” President Obama declared today…

  7. deowll says:

    2 mule power sports vehicle.

    I’ve read that there is an endangered breed of mule size donkeys in France but if that picture was made in the 50 states you can pretty much count on that being a mule.

  8. So what says:

    Alfie at work, the ass not the driver.

  9. martron3000 says:

    Laugh now, but when gasoline hits $10 a gallon, you’ll be asking, “Where can I buy one of these?”

  10. cfk says:

    The all-new Paul Ryan model minivan.

  11. PCMartin says:

    “Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed…”

  12. Jess Hurchist says:

    Kickass convertible!

  13. lightbulb42 says:

    They should get a ticket for not having their seat belts fastened.

  14. ggore says:

    The Car of the Future! (Due to “free markets” allowing the price of gasoline to go to $20/gallon and Republican cuts of highway maintenance and construction “We’re broke and can’t afford it!” The rich, who still don’t pay any taxes, get the enclosed model pulled by horses.

  15. jman says:

    2 dems giving a ride to their welfare recipients, errrr i mean voters

  16. John E. Quantum says:

    My newly single father to my grandad- “Are you sure this is how to attract the babes?”

    Grandad- “Yep. Just do like I said and drive past the cannery at closing time and you’re bound to get lucky. That always worked for me.”

  17. nijo says:

    America’s future.

  18. pedro says:

    #34 Funny, I though it was Al Gory’s reduced carbon emissions, eco friendly car. Although I fathom, they have to pay carbon credits on the mules’ farts.

  19. scadragon says:

    Redneck SUV



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