Corn Fed Squirrel

By Thursday May 5, 2011

Five and a half minuter of my squirrel munching down on a corn cob. The day before I had taken away a cookie that a kid in the neighborhood gave him and he’s still pissed off at me. He thinks I’m going to steal his food.



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  1. msbpodcast says:
    5/5/2011 at 1:45 pm

    John C. is being a good trainer, getting the squirrel to eat kernel corn instead of processed food.

    Of course if the corn was grown from “Round Up Ready™” genetically modified “suicide seeds“, he wasn’t exactly doing them a favor.

    The squirrel now probably has high-blood pressure and is becoming obese because his intestinal flora can’t process the corn any more than the bugs can.

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  2. mustardtits says:
    5/5/2011 at 1:48 pm

    Nothing better than corn filled squirrel shit.

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  3. tdkyo says:
    5/5/2011 at 2:24 pm

    Did you name him?

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  4. chuck says:
    5/5/2011 at 3:26 pm

    Corn-fed, free-range squirrel always tastes the best.

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  5. Mother Fucking Superior says:
    5/5/2011 at 3:46 pm

    I just knew you were fattening the cute little fucker up to eat it.

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  6. deowll says:
    5/5/2011 at 4:44 pm

    Corn feed squirrel… is delicious. When I was young Papa always protected a breeding population near the source of our spring. They most likely got some corn. There were several nut trees there among the oaks. The surplus that moved out was fair game.

    Fat squirrel, gravy, and biscuits; food of the gods to a hungry kid growing up on a hillside farm.

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  7. UncDon says:
    5/5/2011 at 5:38 pm

    Squirrel runs into someone else’s back yard and the guy there gets upset. What… did he chase it out or something?

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  8. admfubar says:
    5/5/2011 at 6:10 pm

    neighbors years ago used to feed the squirrels donuts, squirrels got so fat then would break the branches in the trees…

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  9. mharry860 says:
    5/5/2011 at 6:53 pm

    Squirrels are just really cute rats. Their favorite game is throwing pine cones at us when we’re under the trees. Maybe it’s because we don’t feed them. Cool videos though, it’s a real nice distraction from the rest of the world being on fire. I’m not being sarcastic, sometimes it’s hard to remember how beautiful the world we live in is. That’s why I ride dirt bikes, you can’t imagine the beauty I’ve seen.

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  10. snarky says:
    5/5/2011 at 7:18 pm

    Enough with the stinkin squirrel! :)

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  11. sargasso_c says:
    5/5/2011 at 10:55 pm

    This will not end well.

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  12. Squatting Dog says:
    5/5/2011 at 11:54 pm

    Must be a slow news day.

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  13. Robbie says:
    12/15/2011 at 4:28 pm

    Marc, how has the squirrel been doing?

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