In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story. Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.
“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day,” she said. “That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”
After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure. Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day.
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George Says…
“If you’re a guy, how many times a day can you maturbate? 3, 4, 5 maximum?”
Overshare…
6 is my record after that only dust comes out, I begin to chafe, and I may get some second degree burns.
btw, does anyone have her number…I think I may be able to help this poor woman.
As a doctor, I can’t help but wonder if rubbing your clitoris that much might cause callouses. That would, if course, decrease sensitivity ergo requiring more masturbation and bigger callouses.
Alternatively, constant manipulation of the clitoris might result in hypertrophy and, within a few years she might have a bigger cock than bbjester above!
Her new best friends at work? … Stiffany, Woody, and Buzzzz.