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  1. WmDE says:

    Sunrise! He’s drunk and I’m still in this damn dress.

  2. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Just demonstrates what I’ve always said.
    Marriage is a beach. It’s gritty and abrasive, the flow is controlled by the moon and, first thing in the morning, it smells strongly of fish…

  3. BillyBob says:

    I just realized I married a real jerk.

  4. angry says:

    Oh gawd, I’m married to an internet meme loving l33t. I can’t wait to get home and sell his childish collectables.

  5. John Mc says:

    You will meet this women.
    You will fall in love.
    You will move in together.
    You will accidentally find this photo.
    You will no longer have any respect for her.
    You will leave her.

  6. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Heterosexuals have escaped progressives to regroup on the beach, and the Tea Party Dude makes his move…

  7. The DON says:

    “She got sunburned today…. check out the yelp when I slap her back”

  8. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    The beach is the place where a man can feel-The Who

  9. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Bibi told Bozo “No way we’re going back to ’67 borders,” naturally I felt inspired to…

  10. Donal says:

    Fire up Gimp
    Grab old photo of Hawaiian wedding with Wife 1.0
    Remove Wife 1.0
    Insert Wife 2.0

  11. Rob Leather says:

    We were happier when she was much plumper.

  12. Thompson S Hunter says:

    Photoshopped

  13. Mr. Fusion says:

    HEY GUYS !!! Alphie jumped off a cliff so he could meet the rapture.

  14. John E. Quantum says:

    Photo title- May is National Masturbation Month

    Her dialogue bubble- You’re not touching me until I watch you wash your hands

    His dialogue bubble- I swear, it’s only mayonaise from the finger sandwiches

  15. rfhigdon says:

    Think she will ever figure out I’m gay?

  16. ShamWow Labs says:

    The first field test of the new Repel-A-Nerd Personal Force Field proved to be a smashing success.

  17. Skeptic says:

    The alien from Asmaelus wondered how long the transdimensional quantum-slip genetemporal illusion would go unnoticed. It was getting very hungry and flowers weren’t on the menu.

  18. Mr, Ed - the Imitation (accept no original) says:

    #35,

    Think he’ll figure out that SHE is gay?

  19. jhojgaard says:

    World’s greatest hoverarm

  20. sargasso_c says:

    Guess whose parents paid for the honeymoon.

    Ans. ɯooɹƃǝpıɹq ʞunɹp ǝɥʇ ʇou



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