Apocalypse….Not

By Saturday May 21, 2011



37 Comments
  1. Jess Hurchist says:
    5/22/2011 at 7:14 am

    Family Radio’s back up – 00 days to judgement.
    I guess negative numbers didn’t fit into the calculations and maybe gay pride isn’t a sign of the end

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  2. Gary's ghost says:
    5/22/2011 at 8:03 am

    Hey, where is everybody?

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  3. John E. Quantum says:
    5/22/2011 at 10:26 am

    Theme song for the day after the Rapture-

    Roy Buchanan “And the Messiah Will Come Again”

    http://tinyurl.com/3delmm

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  4. Harold Camping says:
    5/22/2011 at 11:04 am

    Laugh all you want. You have until (update) October.

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  5. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:
    5/22/2011 at 12:16 pm

    Yuk it up…smear the majority for the mistakes of a few…

    But we already had our laugh:

    Inconvenient Truth: [Progressive Turds still believe in] Global Warming [Although it] Ended Ten Years Ago

    Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/james-murray/2008/03/22/inconvenient-truth-global-warming-ended-ten-years-ago#ixzz1N79D22Ec

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/james-murray/2008/03/22/inconvenient-truth-global-warming-ended-ten-years-ago

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  6. Dallas says:
    5/22/2011 at 12:26 pm

    #25 Alfie, you’re still here! Did you flunk the quiz to get to the other side? You loser. Now you’re stuck here in gay heaven.

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  7. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:
    5/22/2011 at 12:34 pm

    #26 Dallas, thanks for the daisy chain report.

    But you’re happy? Now there won’t be any looting.

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  8. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:
    5/22/2011 at 12:50 pm

    McCullough…why are you laughing, your date floated away?

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  9. foobar says:
    5/22/2011 at 1:16 pm

    I love newsbusters.org. It one of the funnier sites on the web.

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  10. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:
    5/22/2011 at 1:32 pm

    I had all that hair ripped off my cooter for nothing. Toenails look nice though!

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  11. McCullough says:
    5/22/2011 at 2:10 pm

    #28. Laughing at you, the WiFi up here is blazingly fast. Sorry you didn’t make the A Team.

    And best of all, the virgin deal….it was true!

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  12. KD Martin says:
    5/22/2011 at 4:07 pm

    Kieran Healy had a slightly more comforting message for those disappointed at not joining Jesus: “I guess on Sunday when the Rapture people feel really upset, we can’t console them by saying ‘Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world.’”

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  13. locomotivebreath1901 says:
    5/22/2011 at 4:44 pm

    Is this what passes for Liberal schadenfreude?

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  14. Glenn E. says:
    5/22/2011 at 10:05 pm

    #9 – Good quote. And also the promise God made after the Biblical flood, never to destroy the world again, probably meant by ANY means. Not just by water. I can’t really see God “jewing” about the details. “Oh I didn’t say I wouldn’t destroy the world by earthquake. Just floods.” And I’d assume the same goes for just “letting” the earth shake apart, on its own. If God is at work in any of this, actively or passively. He’s not hedging his bets, or fudging on his word.

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  15. Glenn E. says:
    5/22/2011 at 10:16 pm

    BTW, damn it! Why did the “end of the world”, have to come after the income tax filing deadline? Did the government convince Camping to hold off a month? Actually, assuming he’s right. He could be off by eleven days. Because the American calendar lost 11 days, back in 1792. When they corrected it to match the European calendar. So the NEW doomsday date could be the 1st of June. Which sound a bit better, anyway, doesn’t it? See you all after 6/01/11. In Hell!

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  16. LaughsLast says:
    5/23/2011 at 4:50 am

    Hey (Mentally) Taxed Dude,

    Here’s one you missed while being passed over for redemption.

    http://climateprogress.org/2010/12/22/debunking-the-dumbest-denier-myth-climate-change-vs-global-warming/

    Have an ordinary day.

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  17. Who Knows says:
    5/25/2011 at 4:41 am

    It goes to show how far some people will go to believe
    Wonder if the auto insurance covered nutcases running out in the street due to rapture – or this is an “act of the creator”
    Then again standard car insurance claims often rule out payments after terrorism , acts of war or perhaps in this case after the rapture
    Its no sweepstakes – read the small print
    Pretty funny – made my day

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