deanmass says:

1) In a rare color photo, Walter Cronkite is shown here preparing to go out with J. Edgar Hoover.

2) East Germany continues to receive low marks on stewardess aesthetics.

3) One size does not fit all.

4) I always wondered what happened to Mrs. Jane of the beverly Hillbillies.

5) Is that gate E9 or gate 69?

6) Clearly the watch clashes. Go with something fun here, like a swatch.

Lou says:

Holly came from Miami FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody’s darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was givin’ head
She said, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go, doo doo doo, doo…

Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is the place where they said:
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side, alright

Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls say doo doo doo, doo …

® says:

#16 FTW

markbaars says:

Different dress code at the Return of Cranky Geeks