It’s summertime, so let’s harvest some locally-grown, organic outrage. A Michigan woman is facing up to 93 days in jail for planting a vegetable garden in her own front yard.

This stuff writes itself.

Found by Aaron Fown




  1. Lou says:

    Everyone is going to jail in the P state that is, the new USA.

  2. andycatus says:

    Anyone over the age of five who uses the word “veggies” in place of “vegetables” should go to jail.

    And while we are here, taze anyone who uses “legos” instead of “Lego”.
    Thank you.

  3. First Obama stops all economic growth
    How quaint
    Shut down coal ( dirty)
    Shut down oil
    etc etc
    regulations to waste our time
    Yet he flies around like Air Force One was his toy
    Michelle to South Africa
    Golfing
    Now they won’t even grow food
    What is next when water utilities are too expensive
    No outhouses allowed ?

  4. Axl says:

    Jeeezzz…. only in America!

  5. Paul Revere says:

    It’s almost here…..

  6. Dallas says:

    Good government regulation to have to protect neighboring property values. That shit belongs in a farm.

  7. Animby says:

    Dallas? YOU belong on a farm.

    A funny one.

  8. pedro says:

    #27 He does, a pet sheeple farm. The main attraction there.

  9. noname says:

    I guess our Declaration of Independence “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness” and our Constitution 5th Amendment protections to our “life, liberty, or property,”; that we cannot be deprived of any of them without due process of law MEANS NOTHING TO OUR GOVERNMENT.

    I guess both Declaration of Independence and Constitution are just inconvenient truths to our Government and they can ignore them as they please.

  10. Ralph, the Bus Driver says:

    #23, Alphie

    Your underwear is showing.

  11. TheMAXX says:

    Looks about a million times better than the standard “green parking lot” look of most lawns. I guess they don’t like their neighborhoods to attract people and their families.

  12. f_w says:

    The world of the free as we know it.

  13. GregAllen says:

    I think lots of cities and condo agreements have rules against front-yard farming.

    Was she ignorant of the rules?

    Even so, jail time is ridiculous.

  14. GregAllen says:

    >> pedro said, on July 8th, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    >> Damned! That woman should have made those things on the backyard. Butt-ugly house to drive by with that on front.

    Portland allows front-yard farming and I support that law in the spirit of individual liberty.

    But it does make the neighborhood look junky.

  15. Dallas says:

    #27, 28. Sorry but I’ve seen a better display at a Home Depot garden department.

    A $$ fine for ignoring the rules and that rocker/couch eye sore is something Pedro would have next to his full size Virgin Mary statue.

  16. Rick says:

    I’ve seen uglier things in front yards that people actually felt proud of.

    Even now with the drought and the watering ban, my idiot neighbors obsessively water their lawns and deplete the water table and local lakes.

  17. Chris says:

    With the way the economy is going there will be even more people returning to growing their own vegetables. It will become a must for some on a tight budget.

    I think this lady should be congratulated for being inventive, plus she is not harming the environment in any way either. Way to go!



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