A Michelle Bachmann fan hopes she can take it all the way
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Despite what’s happening in Iowa is pretty much meaningless in the grand scheme of things, if you lived in Iowa, were a Republican and could stomach one of the listed candidates or one of the write-ins, which one of da playas would you vote for?

There have been five times in America’s history when Iowa Republicans descended upon the grounds of their flagship university to gorge themselves on sticks of fried food, snap photos with some of America’s most famous politicians and, oh yeah, vote for who they want to be the next president of the United States.

GOP hopefuls, or more accurately Iowa hopefuls, have been dolling out campaign swag, snacks, sweets and speeches to Iowa voters in the hopes of persuading them to cast a ballot in their favor in Saturday’s Ames Straw Poll. But this vote, in every legal sense of the word, is meaningless.

It does not count toward the Iowa caucus nor does it play in the general election. In fact, historically it has had little correlation with who will be a successful candidate.

Of the five straw poll winners in history, three have gone on to win the Iowa caucus, two managed to secure the Republican nomination and only one has ever made it to the White House. Statistically speaking, a highly coveted win in Ames gives a candidate about a 20 percent chance of even getting on the ballot in the general election.




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  1. Observer says:

    Michelle Bachmann worked for the IRS for 4 years as an attorney. Now she’s the darling of the TEA party?

  2. Dallas says:

    The picture shows her lack of public decency. I assume she won the gag elimination contest…but still.

  3. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #79 Cain’s argument “i’m a problem solver” is compelling. I could vote for all you mentioned and Bachmann…but I bet Paul is the one who would end the militarism quickly.

    Because of Obama’s supporting leftist in Egypt, they now hate us…Paul says they never learn, and they don’t.

  4. foobar says:

    “Paul says they never learn, and they don’t.”
    They don’t never learn?
    They do learn?

  5. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    # 81 Observer said, “…Bachmann worked for the IRS… Now she’s the darling of the TEA party?”

    What’s your point? Working for an organization sometimes helps you see the bad side; what could stand to be reformed, etc.

    Gawd, I can’t believe you people are making me defend this woman! You attack her because she eats corndogs in public, is married to a dork, has bad makeup,etc. Good grief! Tell me why she’d be a bad president. I’ll tell you one good reason: in a world that is falling apart financially, and is under attack by terrorists and civil unrest, one of her top priorities is internet pr0n.

  6. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    # 84 foobar said, “They do learn?”
    You’re trying too hard to prove your expertise in English. That “..and they don’t” is an obvious confirmative clause. Not a double negative.

    Pardon me for defending Alfie.

  7. foobar says:

    Animby, nothng to do with double negatives. I just like poking the bear. ;-)

    Personally I’m disgusted by this picture. A corn dog without mustard is revolting.

  8. Benjamin says:

    Here is Thaddeus McCotter’s speech: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtVC5CR7b1s

    He mainly spoke against the bailout and how the welfare states make people dependent on government and takes away the dignity and freedom of self reliance.

    Here is Hermain Cain’s speech: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7R4t-XCCnS4

    They had the best two speeches. Give them both a listen and hear for yourself.

    I also liked Ron Paul’s promises to restore our freedoms and roll back the patriot act. He also wants to take the Fed to task and go back to a gold and silver standard.

    I really hope that any of the three do really well. I do not want a Mitt Romney or any other Moderate Republic. I want a conservative that will roll back the Patriot Act, repeal Tarp, Obama Care, and the Wallstreet bailouts and restore America to its past greatness.

  9. Benjamin says:

    By the way, the picture you selected is in bad taste. It’s the state fair. People eat corndogs all the time. They had to probably go through a hold reel of film just to get that shot.

  10. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #87 Animby busted you, believing yourself smart, you opened your mouth only to change feet.

    Har de har har, dickhead.

    The only difference between you and a snake in the road,are the tire marks left by those trying to miss the snake.

  11. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #88 I’ve given money to all but Thaddeus, might throw some his way in the future. I want to see who pans out, all are 1000 fold better than Obama.

    Although it might upset some, I really root for Paul, he will end the wars and roll back statism.

    But Bachmann is clearly feared by the libs…much more than Paul…And she too would make a fine President, and I believe would be more restrained that Obama and Bush when it comes to committing the troops to war.

  12. foobar says:

    The Dems are down on their knees praying that Bachmann gets the nomination. The Republicans are down on their knees blowing…

  13. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    #87 foobar – My apologies. And the no mustard thing, truly a gaffe on her part. Well-spotted.

    #90 Alfie – Whatever very minor win you had has been completely negated by your comment here. I’ve known 9 year-olds with better manners and 6 year-olds with better intellect.

    #92 – Foobar – You got that right. Bachmann is almost a dream candidate for the Dems. I don’t even think she’d be viable as a VP selection. The man she married is a true liability and the fact they’ve been together so long just proves she shares his screwieness. She might win a little more fame, maybe even the Iowa caucuses as she would run as a favorite daughter. But, if she starts getting too much traction even the Repubs will revolt and expose her fanatical side. Besides, Perry appeals to pretty much the same of voters and has a lot more chance of winning. He has the ability but I fear he owes too many favors. And, are the people of the US of A ready for another Texan in the White House?

  14. Ah_Yea says:

    “are the people of the US of A ready for another Texan in the White House?”

    One of the significant collateral damages of the Obama Administration is:

    Given a choice between the last president and the current president, the former might actually win.

    Ergo, many would welcome another Texan in the White House.

  15. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #93 Blow it out of your ass, numbnuts.

  16. Rabble Rouser says:

    I’ll take the current RepubliCON in the White House, over any of the idiots currently running. At least he can say more than “tax cuts.”

    Don’t blame the photographer about being an opportunist. Anyone who knows how to act, when in the public eye, knows better than to eat a dil.. I mean hot dog like that. At least they should, unless they want to be seen eating a pen.. I mean frankfurter like that. When your mug is in public view, you better make sure you don’t show/say anything you’ll regret later.

    That said: Bachmann/Palin 2012!

  17. foobar says:

    #95 Now that’s an endorsement.

    Animby 2012

    Vote early, vote often.

  18. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I guess I’m not familiar enough with the inner workings of GOP politics, so I have a question. Does Jesus anoint his chosen candidate from the very start, or does he wait for the people to make their choice and then just endorse the final Republican candidate?

    It doesn’t seem like Jesus could ever endorse Mitt Romney.

  19. Rabble Rouser says:

    Gary, The only thing that Jesus does for the GOP candidate is mow his/her lawn, and do a little carpentry, for less than minimum wage.

  20. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    #95 Alf – Such eloquence!



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