Designer Diapers All the Rage, Your Kid Could Give a Shit…

By Monday September 5, 2011

Just go ahead and cave, you wouldn’t want your kid to grow up “different” would you?



13 Comments
  1. Howard Beal says:
    9/5/2011 at 11:19 am

    just shoot me now

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  2. Faxon says:
    9/5/2011 at 11:48 am

    Young mothers with tattoos. Good GOD.

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  3. Dallas says:
    9/5/2011 at 12:00 pm

    The aging population suggests an adult diaper might also be an opportunity.

    Where’s Pedro on this? A basic brown diaper or a Lady Gaga inspired meat diaper?

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  4. xjonx says:
    9/5/2011 at 1:13 pm

    I don’t know why anyone is surprised by this. There has been custom toilet paper for years and years (Charmin Ultra, Quilted Northern, et.al). I have never really understood it. These items are the quintessential consumable. It’s only good for one basic task. Use once and throw it away. And you never reuse it for it’s intended purpose or any other use after it’s consumed.

    To spend any more that the absolute minimum to obtain it is a complete waste of money.

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  5. Drive By Poster says:
    9/5/2011 at 1:19 pm

    Ah, yes, putting the disposal in Disposable Income.

    If you want Creepy, try watching “Toddlers and Tiaras”. Grown women playing beauty pageant with their living Barbie Dolls.

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  6. msbpodcast says:
    9/5/2011 at 1:20 pm

    in #3 Dallas said: A basic brown diaper or a Lady Gaga inspired meat diaper?

    Your basic UPS inspired shorts?

    As for Lady Gaga and the meat dress. Its so old hat (look at some catalogues from the early ’90s of the exhibits we’ve had at the National Gallery in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada,) it leaves me with one thing to say: Boeuf Bourgignon. (Preferably with her in it.)

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  7. msbpodcast says:
    9/5/2011 at 1:29 pm

    In #4 xjonx said: …you never reuse it for it’s intended purpose or any other use after it’s consumed…

    That’s not strictly speaking true, but the baby and scat fetishists are keeping quiet on this.. :-p

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  8. msbpodcast says:
    9/5/2011 at 1:34 pm

    In #3 Dallas said: The aging population suggests an adult diaper might also be an opportunity.

    It’s called Depends.

    I’m sure that they get mail about this all the time… NOT!

    Its called underwear for a reason.

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  9. Rob Leather says:
    9/5/2011 at 2:58 pm

    This whole news piece is a load of utter tosh!

    Nearly all the “Designer Diapers” shown are either cost promotions by the companies in order to try get you to choose their brand because they are more “fun” or they cost just a few $ more. I checked the prices at Wal*mart.

    Plain size 5 are 128 for $40.77. While denim is 104 for $39.98.

    So how they are “Designer Diapers”… doesn’t fit my idea of “designer” prices. You?

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  10. Arkyn1 says:
    9/5/2011 at 6:46 pm

    Seeing as how it’s only colorfully printed plastic, like we’ve had for over 50 years, I don’t see the need for the hoopla. Oh wait, yes I do: Rule #1.

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  11. What? says:
    9/5/2011 at 7:20 pm

    Once stuff like this appears on the radar, we’re in another bubble.

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  12. Micromike says:
    9/6/2011 at 2:05 pm

    This is only part of why many young men wear makeup and act like sissies whether they are or not. Even the wannabe gangsters are just slaves to fashion with their belts below their butts, their fancy pants, shirts and sideways ball caps full of glitter. How can you be a tough guy and a slave to fashion at the same time? You can’t.

    Some people shouldn’t have become parents.

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  13. kida says:
    9/7/2011 at 11:41 pm

    technically, the phrase “designer diapers/nappies” refers to the interesting cloth hybrid nappies (fastens like a disposable, washes like a cloth)

    I would buy those any day over these printed pieces of frippery…

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