After Coors’ Lake of Fire was extinguished, tens of thousand of drowned corpses were discovered. Autopsies and toxicology tests showed that they had drowned while drunk after drinking too much alcoholic lake water before the fire started.
The Coors CEO was quoted as saying, “Kids these days…” when told of the findings on the corpses.
Ahh, the land of skyblue waters & Golden Colorado. I remember them well. I can personnaly attest to the fact there was urine in their water source sometime in early 1970.
Usually, I drink it before I piss it into the stream.
Urine, processed for your enjoyment.
FOR RECYCLING ONLY
Global warming causes flooding in The Rockies, along with mutant beer cans
Plug up that damn can!
“Told you it tastes like water…”
After Coors’ Lake of Fire was extinguished, tens of thousand of drowned corpses were discovered. Autopsies and toxicology tests showed that they had drowned while drunk after drinking too much alcoholic lake water before the fire started.
The Coors CEO was quoted as saying, “Kids these days…” when told of the findings on the corpses.
Coors Light, it’s f@#$ing close to water.
” Boehner is a cry me a river fucking tool”
From the land of sky blue waters….
Ahh, the land of skyblue waters & Golden Colorado. I remember them well. I can personnaly attest to the fact there was urine in their water source sometime in early 1970.
Flood Light.
Now you know where yellow snow really comes from.
Flood Responsibly
From the words of the prophet H.S.
“Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”
There’s no silver bullet to fix this situation.
Warning sign
Banksy strikes again !
What comes from water returns to water. The circle of beer life.
Pure Rockey Mountain Swam water..
And God said, “Has anyone seen my beer?”