Coors Light says:

It’s true- we’re only renting you the beer.

Animby says:

# 9 EnemyOfTheState : “From the land of sky blue waters….”

N.B. That was the slogan for Hamm’s Beer – not Coors. And Hamm’s was from Minnesota, not Colorado. It was not a good beer. Which is to say it was far superior to Coors by three or four orders of magnitude. Ironically, Hamm’s brand is now owned by Coors.

If I were going to caption the image: Beer as watery and light as a virgin’s peepee.

Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

I definitely appreciate Coors’ wide-mouth can as pictured. I have a drinking problem inasmuch as I often cannot drink the beer as quickly as I would like.

Another problem solved by American ingenuity. I only hope they thought to patent the larger hole.

Caption: “This hole’s for you!”

dadeo says:

Coors Light, safer than sunlight

Anonymous says:

The Science is in! Bad beer causes global flooding!

President Amabo says:

Honestly. No one noticed how the beer hitting the water and the first part of the reflection approximate a womans curves?

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

I replaced the Holy Water with Coors Light in the sprinkler, let’s see if they notice!

pcsmith says:

My Governor says that stuff is toxic.

Floyd says:

In the early 1970s, friends of mine and myself paid for a camping trip from Indiana to New Mexico, by hauling cases of Coors back to Purdue University forstudents that thought Coors was the ultimate in great beer.

Hauling that beer sure didn’t make that Coors taste any better, but those students sure thought it was…and our wallets were a bit fuller.

Ah_Yea says:

Life follows art.

“SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – A big rig loaded with 35,000 pounds of beer has flipped on its side and is leaking.

The tractor trailer flipped on its side after the driver failed to make a turn while exiting Interstate 80 at Truxel Avenue, according to police.”
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/09/12/big-rig-loaded-with-beer-overturns-on-interstate-80-overpass/