1. randyayn says:

    “put that finger closer to my face and i’ll surgically remove asshole”

  2. Terry says:

    Your craigslist photo doesn’t do you justice, Daddy.

  3. GRtak says:

    I will find what skeletons you have, or I will make some up old man!

    I wonder what that third guy in there is doing.

  4. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    “I’m this close to throwing the election to you, Ron.”

  5. sdkeslar says:

    …dude… bats in the cave

  6. barry says:

    “Hehehe.. you know, my Mom called me Mr. Perry once. Once! And did you know, my gun, an eighty-eight Magnum, is so powerful, it can shoot through schools?”

  7. robman30 says:

    Mess with me and Ill rip your balls off and eat them!….Maybe Ill leave them on ;)

  8. HUGSaLOT says:

    Look Ron, I can count to one!
    DERP!

  9. sargasso_c says:

    “We met once before, in Manchuria”.

  10. Mr, Ed - the Imitation (accept no original) says:

    Now, when pedro slips his tongue up your anus, he likes to wiggle it like this.

  11. eman60657 says:

    Perry: I’ll pay you $10,000 if you stop making me look stupid !

    Paul: Oh ? I usually get more !

  12. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Thuggery illustrated

  13. Dallas says:

    Ron, you gotta deep throat not one, but 17 corndogs to win in this dumb ass state.

  14. LibertyLover says:

    #33, FTW.

  15. legendinmyownmind. says:

    No candy for you, now go stand in the corner for 30 minutes and STFU.

  16. Floyd says:

    Why are both of these guys wearing bad suits? And why is one of them wearing a wig?

  17. User7 says:

    Adios MOFO!

  18. Urotsukidoji says:

    Adios, Mofo!

  19. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Immobilize hand, procto-finger point technique

    Why Ron Paul scares Rick Perry
    By Brent Budowsky – 09/12/11 10:20 AM ET

    One of the cardinal rules of politics is “never attack down,” meaning a front-runner should never attack or respond to an opponent who is far behind. Yet that is what Rick Perry is doing. He is intimidated by Ron Paul, and responding to Ron Paul. Why? The answer is that Ron Paul is a true libertarian and a true conservative, while the latest version of Rick Perry, the man who once championed Al Gore, is a phony conservative and can’t even pretend to be a phony libertarian.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/180839-why-ron-paul-scares-rick-perry

  20. orion3014 says:

    “This is how big my dick is”



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