1. derf says:

    Have a nice cup of just gettin’ by!

  2. TonyB says:

    Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let’s vote for jobs!

  3. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    “I’m treating blacks like Iowans now, Ms. Watters.”, for those who want to turn me in.

  4. Rebel Rob says:

    I see Fox News has been here before me!

  5. pokey says:

    Due to incredibly limp wrists, President George W. O’Bama spills a whole gallon of slave slop into the wrong tray. The woman with the red headband in the background was beheaded for the mistake.

    A 6″ x 10″free speech zone will be made available from 3:15am to 3:33am on Tuesday for friends and family members to gather and mourn her passing.

    Mr. O’Bama was sentenced to a week of vacation.

  6. Mel O'Doubt says:

    Listen, This is genuine Santorum everybody. I know it to be so I ‘ve read it on the Google.