Obese model Susanne Eman is saying ‘Supersize Me’ for real – in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

The 728-pound bombshell aims to reach a whopping 1,600lb by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day…

‘I’d love to find out if it’s humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs so I have to be at least that…‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 1600-pounds by age 41 or 42…’

‘Two years ago I hit 490-pounds because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said. ‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’

The unemployed mother – who cannot work because of her weight – claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks…

Despite warnings from her doctor that her bizarre experiment could kill her, Susanne insists she wants to break the record…

Dr Flite said Susanne’s medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She’s capable of making her own decisions. I don’t see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’

No psychiatric problems? Cripes!

Thanks, Ursarodinia




  1. Ah_Yea says:

    “728-pound bombshell”

    Bombshell?? I’d say BLOCKBUSTER!!

  2. ECA says:

    ANYONE NEED A SKIN GRAPH??
    She has extra..for sale now at a Kmart near you.

  3. Faxon says:

    ….”mother”!!????

    Somebody fucked this?

  4. TacoTrainwreck says:

    #21 Blockbuster?? I’d say BUNKER BUSTER!!!

  5. noname says:

    She is no different then these “Jackass” stars. Risking life and limb for some stupid, unimportant public notoriety.

  6. duh365 says:

    If you’re too fat to work, you shouldn’t be able to claim disability or government assistance. Then again, if the zombie apocalypse comes along, I know who I can outrun.

  7. HUGSaLOT says:

    Seriously…. WHAT THE FUCK?

  8. leavingearth says:

    Her intentional weight gain and food consumption are greatly offset by the millions of bulimic and anorexic women who also intentionally strive to be unhealthy.

  9. President Amabo says:

    #10 – I wonder how frequently she poops too. ;-)

  10. admfubar says:

    #3 she’s not fat, she’s just big boned…

  11. Reverse Engineer says:

    I don’t know, but I’ve been told
    A Big legged woman ain’t got no soul

  12. Skeptic says:

    She just wants to die doing what she loves most.

  13. So what says:

    Simple rule of life #113 if you’re to fat to wipe your own ass, its time to lose weight.

  14. Dallas says:

    Good lord, if I wanted to see that I’d go to a Walmart

  15. Benjamin says:

    How is this different from anorexia? She has a eating disorder and is making unhealthy food choices just like anorexic and bulimic women.

  16. Likes2LOL says:

    #34
    There’s an app for that, too: http://peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

    You can now ogle the Best of Walmart clan from the comfort of your own home!

  17. sargasso_c says:

    A doctor is not qualified to make a psychiatric assessment. The lady is in need of help, not attention.

  18. foobar says:

    I’m impressed. Not a single tasteless joke using the word “flour”.

  19. Special Ed says:

    Beyond FUPA!

  20. Animby says:

    # 3 Faxon said, “If she weighed over 700 pounds she would be unable to walk.” Not so. She’s young. Still strong. When I was in residency, I treated a woman who weighed in at 800 and something. She could walk … errr … waddle. Not very far and not very fast, but she could move. Her husband weighed over 600 and they had a teenaged boy who was into the 300s.

    # 35 Benny, “How is this different from anorexia? She has a eating disorder and is making unhealthy food choices…” You’re right she’s making bad choices. But INTENTIONALLY overeating is a far cry from the psychiatric disorder of anorexia (or bulimia). By the way, for anyone who’s not familiar with calories, the average woman needs about 1700 – 2000 calories each day to remain fairly active. So she’s eating enough for TEN women!!!

    # 37 sarg “A doctor is not qualified to make a psychiatric assessment. The lady is in need of help, not attention.”

    Excuse me? Doctors make psychiatric assessments every day. It’s part of our job. How do you think patients get referred to psychiatrists? This lady made a conscious decision to add weight. I suspect she could benefit from some counseling but not necessarily a shrink. On the other hand, this could be a ultra-slow suicide attempt.



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