Pretty much says it all because, “Everybody needs toucan stubs.”

  1. Personally I thought the old SITE was fine, but the new site is getting better says:

    Some people will always have too much time on their hands…yet some how I found the time to respond — which of course just helps to prove my point 🙂

  2. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Of course everybody needs toucan stubs, but don’t expect the government to pay for them, and it’s time we ended the lavish toucan stub subsidies that congressmen have long enjoyed.

    • The Monster's Lawyer says:

      If you don’t have toucan stubs, you don’t have anyone to blame but yourself.

  3. Derek says:

    Not as good as the Rick Perry one, but still kinda funny

  4. BigBoyBC says:

    Funny thing is, if this was done to Obama, you would have 50 comments (mostly from Bobbo) accusing the producers of said video of racism. But since Cain is a Republican, I guess that makes it OK…

    Now,if there is an Obama video like this, you should post it too Uncle Dave, just to be fair…

  5. Rob Leather, who likes the new site and everybody who doesn't can just whine like a little bitch says:

    I was really laughing at this… right up until the point he warned us about women having “extra fatal lady shimmer”… and now I’m too afraid to go to bed in case my wife kills me with it…… 🙁

  6. Haiku Herman says:

    I think the teleprompter is being operated by Benny Lava

  7. Morris Murry says:

    Whatever else he is, Cain is certainly the character


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