A different couple than the one in the article

For some odd reason I’m reminded of that old Stephen Stills song.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man told a magistrate on Monday. The man, who had been arrested for being intimate with a donkey, admitted the conduct in question but claimed that the donkey had not been a donkey when he met her at a nightclub last Saturday night, but rather a prostitute.

  1. #01- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:

    Well, its nothing I would ever do, but I do question why it should be “illegal” for others to so engage.

    Morality is like that. Not enough to lead by example: gotta coerce everyone else as well.

    Hoomans are like that.

  2. deowll says:

    The girls all get prettier around closing time. This guy must have been falling down drunk.

  3. sargasso_c says:

    That “come hither” glance across the crowded bar. Tossing her mane in his direction, eyes averted, flash when they meet. A faint scent of alfalpha. The music, beating, rythmic, shakes his body. As one their eyes meet. He smiles, she neighs, coyly eyes down rise to meet his fixed gaze. The bar man tops his Zambezi with four shots of scotch and a horse sedative “complements of the young lady”. He finishes. The night, has begun.

    • Dr Peppermint says:

      Now that is serious dirty talking sir. The Zambezi took it over the top.

      I acknowledge the Buddha within.

  4. Gasbag says:

    I heard looking at a good looking ass before but come on : P

  5. pwuk says:

    Hey, we’ve all been in that, err, position/made that mistake, lets not castigate the guy

  6. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    I lived in Zimbabwe for a couple of years before Mugawbe went insane. I dated several ladies there and I have to say, more than once, I went to sleep with a beautiful woman only to wake up to a braying nightmare.

    No donkeys, though.

  7. Christopher says:

    Damn that voodoo.


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