By McCullough Thursday November 3, 2011
Thanks to Kenneth Geiger
She said “I can’t bear the thought of what this will look like on the Dvorak blog”
That’s the wrong place to put a mic.
Should I put my lips right on this microphone and hum a tune?
Miss Kentucky? I think you’ll find that this is actually the noted Antipodean chanteuse Ms. Kylie Minogue. For those familiar with her oeuvre, I would suggest the caption – “Keep on Pumpin’ It” as being the most eminently suitable.
“I think this big ol’ teddy bear wants to go for a dip in my honey pot!”
Sometimes you get the bear….
And sometime you just blow it…
What’s wrong with that? Lucky bear
“HAHA! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. You don’t have to look at me like that. I agree, it’s in bad taste to crack dick jokes while giving a reach around.”
…and for the talent portion of the contest, miss Kentucky will demonstrate the proper method of applying a condom, hands-free
I fuggin LOVE these things.
not NEARLY big enough!!!!
shes embearassed that shes giving the bear whos probably a relative a happy ending
“It’s so… fuzzy!”
that is not Miss Kentucky
I should be so lucky
The bear necessities of life
The bear: “Thank goodness I decided not to put on pants.”
She didn’t get that round mouth from eatin’ square meals.
Wanna sing into mah mic? Huh? Huh? Huh? Go on, sing into mah mic!
PLEEEEEASE Can you sing into mah mic!?!?
Scandal: Shocking photos of Ms. Kentucky trading favors for votes from the judging panel. This judge happens to be a well known “furry.”
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She said “I can’t bear the thought of what this will look like on the Dvorak blog”
That’s the wrong place to put a mic.
Should I put my lips right on this microphone and hum a tune?
Miss Kentucky? I think you’ll find that this is actually the noted Antipodean chanteuse Ms. Kylie Minogue. For those familiar with her oeuvre, I would suggest the caption – “Keep on Pumpin’ It” as being the most eminently suitable.
“I think this big ol’ teddy bear wants to go for a dip in my honey pot!”
Sometimes you get the bear….
And sometime you just blow it…
What’s wrong with that?
Lucky bear
“HAHA! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. You don’t have to look at me like that. I agree, it’s in bad taste to crack dick jokes while giving a reach around.”
…and for the talent portion of the contest, miss Kentucky will demonstrate the proper method of applying a condom, hands-free
I fuggin LOVE these things.
not NEARLY big enough!!!!
shes embearassed that shes giving the bear whos probably a relative a happy ending
“It’s so… fuzzy!”
that is not Miss Kentucky
I should be so lucky
The bear necessities of life
The bear: “Thank goodness I decided not to put on pants.”
She didn’t get that round mouth from eatin’ square meals.
Wanna sing into mah mic? Huh? Huh? Huh? Go on, sing into mah mic!
PLEEEEEASE Can you sing into mah mic!?!?
Scandal: Shocking photos of Ms. Kentucky trading favors for votes from the judging panel. This judge happens to be a well known “furry.”