Thanks to Kenneth Geiger




  1. John E. Quantum says:

    She said “I can’t bear the thought of what this will look like on the Dvorak blog”

  2. jescott418 says:

    That’s the wrong place to put a mic.

  3. Should I put my lips right on this microphone and hum a tune?

  4. David Worth says:

    Miss Kentucky? I think you’ll find that this is actually the noted Antipodean chanteuse Ms. Kylie Minogue. For those familiar with her oeuvre, I would suggest the caption – “Keep on Pumpin’ It” as being the most eminently suitable.

  5. ScribbleSticks says:

    “I think this big ol’ teddy bear wants to go for a dip in my honey pot!”

  6. Gildersleeve says:

    Sometimes you get the bear….

  7. Peppeddu says:

    What’s wrong with that?
    Lucky bear

  8. Rev. Jude says:

    “HAHA! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. You don’t have to look at me like that. I agree, it’s in bad taste to crack dick jokes while giving a reach around.”

  9. ManBearPig says:

    …and for the talent portion of the contest, miss Kentucky will demonstrate the proper method of applying a condom, hands-free

  10. Jeremiah says:

    I fuggin LOVE these things.

  11. orion3014 says:

    not NEARLY big enough!!!!

  12. andrew says:

    shes embearassed that shes giving the bear whos probably a relative a happy ending

  13. Buzz Mega says:

    “It’s so… fuzzy!”

  14. whatevs says:

    that is not Miss Kentucky

  15. G-Man says:

    I should be so lucky

  16. pwuk says:

    The bear necessities of life

  17. Christopher says:

    The bear: “Thank goodness I decided not to put on pants.”

  18. ubiquitous talking head says:

    She didn’t get that round mouth from eatin’ square meals.

  19. MacBros says:

    Wanna sing into mah mic? Huh? Huh? Huh? Go on, sing into mah mic!

    PLEEEEEASE Can you sing into mah mic!?!?

  20. kemp says:

    Scandal: Shocking photos of Ms. Kentucky trading favors for votes from the judging panel. This judge happens to be a well known “furry.”



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