Video – Vodka Soaked Tampons Used By Teens To Get Drunk

By Thursday November 10, 2011

And beer bongs rectally as well, and lets not forget trying to get a buzz from ‘drinking’ Vodka through eyeballs.



48 Comments
  1. e? says:
    11/10/2011 at 8:18 am

    Cool! Great instructional video! It could have gone a bit more into the mechanics, but my friends and I should be able to figure it out.

    Thanks JCD

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  2. Dallas says:
    11/10/2011 at 8:27 am

    This explains why Tampax is applying for a liquor license.

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  3. themaddog1068 says:
    11/10/2011 at 8:32 am

    Wow I hope they don’t get the Beer Bongs confused??

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  4. BigBoyBC says:
    11/10/2011 at 8:47 am

    Coming to a Starbucks near you, “Espresso Enemas”, for that extra special caffeine buzz…

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  5. scandihoovian says:
    11/10/2011 at 9:18 am

    Goes great with bath salts!

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  6. jim says:
    11/10/2011 at 9:31 am

    The next party I go to I’m bring my own beer bong.

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  7. Rebeljt says:
    11/10/2011 at 10:06 am

    Its not your mothers tampon.

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  8. Brian says:
    11/10/2011 at 10:17 am

    Is it just me, or the fully geared police officer patrolling the corridors of the school is just too scary?

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    • jpfitz says:
      11/10/2011 at 11:26 am

      Brian, No, it’s not just you. I am disgusted that a Peace Officer wears riot gear to a school for their protection. It’s freakin scary, and where’s Officer Joe Bolton when you need him, not some roid freak playing babysitter.

      Police state in action training the kiddies for what’s to come.

      The school nurse would have been a wiser choice to disseminate the perils of putting drunk tampons in an orifice. Reporting on this also serves to educate the kiddies on how to. Great reporting news media, lets see how many youths learn from the report and then stick one where the sun don’t shine. Holy f’in bat poop. I was sure this was the Onion.

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    • George says:
      11/10/2011 at 2:21 pm

      “Is it just me, or the fully geared police officer patrolling the corridors of the school is just too scary?”
      Yep. it’s just you pussy!!

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      • jpfitz says:
        11/10/2011 at 5:07 pm

        George, What kind of schools did you attend. Did it have Cops patrolling or safety monitors? I’ll go out on a limb and guess… Cops.

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  9. Animby says:
    11/10/2011 at 10:19 am

    This will probably turn out to be as big a hoax as the eyeball version.

    Besides, everyone knows, alcohol enemas are the way to go…

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  10. GregAllen says:
    11/10/2011 at 10:31 am

    At any point, does the doctor say he’s actually seen a case of this?

    This seems like another one of those alarmist stories the local news just love.

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  11. A guy says:
    11/10/2011 at 10:44 am

    I wish I had a vagina.

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  12. kerpow says:
    11/10/2011 at 11:10 am

    Vodkons!

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  13. spsffan says:
    11/10/2011 at 11:18 am

    I’ve just lost my taste for Bloody Marys.

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    • jpfitz says:
      11/10/2011 at 11:30 am

      spsffan, That’s the funniest reply I’ve heard for a while here on DU. I’m stealing that one if you don’t mind.

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      • spsffan says:
        11/10/2011 at 12:02 pm

        You’re welcome to it.

        Actually, I posted before watching the video. I thought that the kids were dipping the tampons in vodka and then sucking on them. I didn’t realize they were inserting them! Even Worse!!

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  14. Joe says:
    11/10/2011 at 11:52 am

    Parents be warned! 2 people did this on the internet, so EVERYONE is doing it! Lock up your kids!
    FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! RATINGS RATINGS RATINGS!

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  15. #19- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:
    11/10/2011 at 12:09 pm

    #15–spsffan==that was a good one. I was going to say “I’ll have a vodka with a vagina chaser.” but the order is out of whack. I hate these technical drinks like tequila and salt and limes.

    Kids. What ya gonna do?

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  16. #20- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:
    11/10/2011 at 12:11 pm

    and of course, the answer is: drink.

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  17. fpp2002 says:
    11/10/2011 at 1:08 pm

    I first heard of this on “30 Rock”, when Liz Lemon asks Jenna, “What’s wrong? Have you been soaking your tampons in vodka again?” I wonder if this is the source…

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  18. msbpodcast says:
    11/10/2011 at 4:01 pm

    Well, there does the problem of sneaking in enough drinks to get her drunk.

    You both can split a box of Tampax™ and a 40 ouncer of Grey Goose™.

    Even the high school prom can be fun even without a bottle in view.

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  19. eBiker says:
    11/10/2011 at 4:30 pm

    OMG , cant believe they put that on the news…. straight vodka
    up anus WILL eat your colon…. u will be poopin blood in no time at all !!!!
    not to mention it’s gonna burn like hell on either hole…
    anyone that tries this will be very sorry.

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  20. Beanbag says:
    11/10/2011 at 4:53 pm

    Snatch & go?

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