1. Rick Haskins says:

    DoD/CIA’s new waterboarding technique for future terrorists.

  2. jpfitz says:

    Shut up seed and grow or I’ll water (board) you.

  3. pwuk says:

    Someone used the wrong testube at Monsanto labs.

  4. Mac Guy says:

    This is how the DNC grows its next generation of voters…

    • msbpodcast says:

      Well, its marginally better than the RNC which is the manure in the kid’s diaper.

      But it makes no difference. They all smell like shit, look like shit and talk shit.

  5. Ralph Schiano says:

    The federal government develops method to grow new Human Resources. They won’t need YOU any more, SLAVES.

    In the morning!

  6. LoneSQRL says:

    Baby on (water)Board

  7. seetheblacksun says:

    Future Jerry Springer guest…

  8. dadeo says:

    New potted plant features self-watering system and bonus: it makes its own fertilizer!

  9. The DON says:

    Mary, Mary, Quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?

  10. Dallas says:

    101 102 uses for Ducktape

  11. Ian says:

    When I grow up I want to be a weeping willow.

  12. Buckwheat says:

    Baby Mandrakes from the world of Harry Potter?

  13. Jackie says:

    “But I don’t wanna grow up!!”

  14. scandihoovian says:

    The perfect solution to drown those sorrows out.

  15. Tr0yJ says:

    A new ‘Plants Vs Zombies’ advertisement campaign crops up.

  16. Donal says:

    Illegal grow op

  17. AsylumWarden says:

    Oh look… another opportunity to attack X political party instead of just having some fun!

  18. Howard Beale says:

    Anne Geddes it’s all your fault our parents to this sort of thing to us.

    I hope your happy.

  19. hop's daughter says:

    “why do I always get “picked” to be the flower!?!?”

    thanks for all the love D-uncensored crew!

    Cristina Hopper-Fischer



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