From Space.com: On Dec. 1, a camera onboard NASA’s STEREO spacecraft recorded a wave of electrically charged material shooting out from the sun and blasting Mercury. Footage of this “coronal mass ejection” (CME), as such events are called, has caught the attention of alien-hunters, who say it has unveiled a giant, “cloaked” spaceship parked near the solar system’s innermost planet.
In the footage, one sees a huge spurt of plasma and other solar ejecta washing over Mercury; peculiarly, the material seems to flare up as it hits another nearby object, too. “It’s cylindrical on either side and has a shape in the middle. It definitely looks like a ship to me, and very obviously, it’s cloaked,” YouTube-user siniXster said in his video commentary on the footage, which has quickly spread across the Web.
Alien Terrorists, the borders wide open….whats next?
December 1st? That means they could be ALREADY HERE! Run! Pretend to be invisible! Swirly thing alert!
Romulan Commander when asked if he would be willing to attend the Trump debates replied, “Not only no, but HELL NO, that guy is an ass!….and BTW whats up with that guys head?!?!”
!naroN
Yup. That’s the Enterprise, all right. We can only pray that they will have had succeeded in preventing the alteration of the space/time continuum by Aliens Of Ill Will once again.
Just some way offshore bankers.
It clearly says that the ship comes from Uranus in the video
I’ve been meaning to have that taken care of.
“NASA’s STEREO spacecraft”
Not quadraphonic, not Dolby 5.1, not 7.1?
They have been cutting NASA to the bone.
Lawl
I giggled
In case anyone is wondering, STEREO is a pair of spacecraft whose combined data is used to make 3D images of solar activity.
As Adam C would say, their waiting for the Start-Gate to open!!
Yeah, right. A blurry blob is “definitely cylindrical. How does he get that from a white hot smear of light? Most likely Mercury has a tiny natural moon, that was too small to be see by telescopes, without a solar flare to light it up. However I’m suspicious of this video, as the space between Mercury and the possible object is devoid of any flare gases. It looks like an photo editing mistake. Rather than it being untouched live footage. I’m surprised this clown didn’t claim he could read marking on the side of the UFO. Yeah, it clearly says, “All Your Base Are Belong To Us”, in large friendly letters.
They’re bringing Obama’s revised and corrected Birth certificate.
Man, you are as annoying as Dallas
Pedro–a man who would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry, aren’t you depriving a village somewhere of an idiot?
Clearly Dallas lives in your brain, if you will pardon the exaggeration.
I wouldn’t be surprised if his smiling little head pops out during your next colonoscopy.
Dallas has Dumbya & Chenney up his ass. You have Obama up yours. Guess who two persons need a room?
Leave me out of whatever it is you’re blabbering about with the resident loon.
Dallas I just have to as which is which?
Sorry, hard to type while laughing this hard, it should have been ask.
Actually, ya know, it does kind of look like the USS Enterprise starship. You can just make out the top two warp nacelles. And the saucer section and secondary hull, just below them. Perhaps the ship traveled back in time somehow. And was abandon there to burn up. Probably not cloaked, as Star Fleet did approve of doing that. And if its shields were still working. We wouldn’t see all that detail as the solar flare passed it. A shielded ship would be a large egg shaped blob, in the hot gases.
Well I hope the crew got off safe somewhere, somewhen. Maybe they’re here.
What annoys me about these conspiracy arguments is that they are easily avoided, but scientists along the way do something to make pretty images and doesn’t expect it to blow up.
Anytime a scientist puts out imagery that has to be manipulated as they did here, the absolute first thing they should ask is “will people misinterpret what we are showing them?”
It is obvious that it is the Holy Mothership of Dr. Funkenstein launching from the base on Mercury bringing the hottest P-Funk hits from the hottest planet in the solar system.
They’re coming to burn this mutha down again!
Peace, love and funk y’all!
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Glenn : We have sent satellites to Mercury. I doubt we missed a moon, even a tiny one. Besides, that image indicated something really big. Even if the cloaking device mad it appear ten times bigger, it would still me massive!
McCullough : Please don’t suggest a lack of muscle tone or Pedro will pipe in with something homo.
This appeared as I was sitting listening to a Coast to Coast radio program from a a couple of weeks ago. Richard C Hoagland was telling me how Phobos is a spaceship and there are a couple of comets that are really spaceships and the atmosphere on the moon has increased by 4000% due to airlock leakage from alien bases there. These are all remnants of an alien war from 65 million years ago!
We are NOT alone…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my tinfoil hat is crinkled.
Do you use tinfoil in Uranus?
Why Romulans? Could be Klingons. Mmm, that dreamy Lt. Worf…
I think it was Klingons because it came from Uranus.
There, see, great minds think alike.
The “object” would have to be a large fraction of the mass of Mercury. Cloaking device or no the mass of this object that close to Mercury would change the orbit of the planet.
It is apparent that the “object” lacks a powerful electromagnetic field to shield it from the charged particles. That being the case all the electronics near the surface of this giant “ship” would have been completely fried.
This is not a healthy location for flesh and blood organisms either.
How about this being a little art work?
Speaking at a Wall Street fundraiser, where brokers and bankers paid $115,000 to get a picture with him, Obama defended his economic record and noted that problems in Europe were affecting the United States.
“We do have a serious problem in terms of debt and deficit, which I inherited from the previous administration. Now its revealed where the $800 billion in stimulus cash went, stolen by Dick Cheney, and Haliburton. Its not my fault the shovel ready jobs created were in Mercury’s orbit. Sheriff Joe was blindsided by Bush and his devious Republicans ” Obama said.
“Standard and Poor are in their pocket, making the financial crisis worse. And Europe has a negative impact too. Its not my fault, I’ve been tirelessly focused on this 24/7 without a break, so has Michele” Obama said.
I know you’re quite anal retentive Dallas but, could you give it a rest?
There are two reasons why you can’t mind your own business:
1)No mind
2)No business
You and Dallas ought to get a room, you both can make really creepy music rubbing your hind legs together.
Remember, Jesus loves you. You said so yourself.
Crap, this blog sometimes sucks. That reply was meant for Dallas
And what business would that be, Dallas E. Newman: Having us remember that you have Obama up your ass all the time so much that you cannot stop talking about him and want us to know that?
You can spare us that, believe me.
Get medical help.
“Its not an invasion if the aliens didn’t intend to invade” Atty Gen Holder explained today.
it looks like a winnebago.
Looks a somewhat like Charles Manson or Jesus. Since Charles is in the big house I’m banking on Jesus.
Let us pray he takes Teabagger Dude to his rightful galaxy.
Dallas, called a big thinker—by people who lisp. Too bad the mother ship isn’t coming to extract you and your fellow pimple squeezing undergraduates from your mommas basement. “UFO’s do Dallas”, it might be as entertaining as one wrestler.
OK, one of those times the Enterprise tried to get back to the future by slingshotting around the Sun didn’t work…
No big deal, Spock or Data will figure it out and save the day (and crew).