This Kickstarter project has reached its goal and Grilled Cheesus sandwich presses will be rolling out to investors and consumers alike.

Check in with your local kitchen gadget/religious money sponge to see if they’re carrying it, yet.



  1. #1- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:

    Is it my eyesight or imagination that is failing me?

    I don’t see no Jebus. Do almost see Godzilla but more directly the extinct Giant Auk.

    I guess it depends on what kind of cheese you use?

  2. pedro says:

    Let’s see. Let’s change that guy’s face with a donkey or an elephant, will it make any difference?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Wow! Now anyone can each Ashton Kutcher. Not just Demi!

  4. Dallas says:

    It’s a brilliant idea and I want one. Why have an ordinary toasted sandwich when you can have a divine one!

  5. pedro says:

    All I see here is one-eyed people laughing at the blind

  6. What? says:

    Took ‘em long enough to build this. I expected this 2-5 Christmases ago.

  7. deowll says:

    Jove?

  8. Animby says:

    I’ve got a lipstick rim that looks like Sister Mary…

  9. pwuk says:

    What ever happened to the weather forecast toaster?

  10. the dude says:

    A post mocking religion, penned by Eitard? How innovative!

  11. #12- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:

    I finally saw Jebus! Just cruising past and there he was. FACE is in the blankish yellowish area to the left of the globe–but not all the way out to the edge. I first saw it, looked again and he wasn’t there, then saw it again==now I can just flip back and forth.

    Interesting how “reality” is still a brain processed thing. Or- is what is true for visually processed images also true for pure “ideas.” Is that different, or only of a type?

    I like it when I finally see what other do==kinda like finding lost remotes or car keys and only then remembering how you put them there. Same with everything else we lose in life?

  12. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    It looks like an ant eater standing up, choking a cat.

  13. The0ne says:

    Boobo,

    It’s not Jesus., it’s Godzilliza roaring with the rising sun in the background :D You are correct!

    There’s a nuke mushroom in there too and a skyscraper in his hands :)

  14. jbellies says:

    It’s a slightly distorted image of the upper part of the British Isles, with the gap between Ireland and Scotland closed.

  15. #17- bobbo, OCCUPY DVORAK: what if "we-all" number our own posts and post seriatim ourselves? says:

    #15–Theone==I dunno. Alfie has me turned around on this. It may be a toss up between the Giant Extinct Auk or an Ant Eater==but that is definitely a cat that is being choked or molested in some manner.

    Thats the thing with ambiguity==we fill in the blanks with what lurks in our deepest recesses. Or in Alfie’s case–abscesses.

    Does make me hungry for a nice grilled cheese with tomato soup. Hmmm, hmmmm- good! Thank you Jebus!